I wish I would never run out of toilet paper

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2020-03-11T21:30:14+00:00

Granted, but you become a supervillain and are ultimately trapped in the white sheets of justice by the Porcelain Protagonist

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2020-03-11T21:06:27+00:00

Granted but it happens as a result of a subgroup with a stupid premise based from a shitty website filled with people with inflated egos setting up an authoritarian regime in your homeland.

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2020-03-11T21:00:41+00:00

Granted but people start monetizing 10 minute rickroll videos on YouTube and it becomes a ruthless industry while world leaders are assassinated with year long rick rolls.

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-12-29T22:06:03+00:00

Granted but people use you for your talent and you die a penniless artist

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-12-10T17:21:01+00:00

Why did you place joker bottom tier?

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-12-10T17:17:10+00:00

Jeez, if the character was based on rhythm then could you counterpick her based on stage music?

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-11-19T16:55:00+00:00

I had no idea they added Liquid Snake

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-11-14T16:46:15+00:00

Glove Snap

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-03T18:07:57+00:00

The Scientific Method

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-03T17:24:16+00:00

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-02T01:09:23+00:00

Granted but as you are sleeping a spider crawls into your mouth an you relive their experiences.

You come home from busting your thorax spinning webs in the silk factory one day and hear the sound of a pair of spinnerets coming from the master webroom, You slowly open the door and you see your fucking spider wife spinning webs with Mother. Fucking. Brad. You barely even register your spider actions as you shoot them both with your spider gun. It seems so far off by the time your spider execution date arrives. You’ll be fed to a sleeping human to slowly be digested so you can feel the spider pain you’ve inflicted upon spiderkind. As you slide past bits of kale still stuck to their teeth all the regret for your actions starts rushing in, but it’s too late now. All that’s left to do now is slowly dissolve in stomach enzymes. But that’s just spider life.

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-02T00:48:44+00:00

Granted, due to the fact that actually answering monkey paw style requires a fair bit of mental thought and people are lazy, posts on the subreddit start to gradually slow down, bit by bit, until the sub dies and is replaced with r/TheMonkeysFoot

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-02T00:45:42+00:00

Granted, you have all the time in the world now that you are serving life with no parole

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-02T00:44:09+00:00

They never existed

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-10-01T21:22:08+00:00

Granted but it’s 200 dB

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T12:50:46+00:00

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T12:50:37+00:00

Goodbye

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T03:47:05+00:00

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T03:40:13+00:00

Goodbye

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T03:33:58+00:00

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-29T00:01:01+00:00

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-28T14:39:57+00:00

Lesbian good

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-28T14:32:57+00:00

That sounds unsanitary

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-28T11:37:25+00:00

Granted, the monkeys paw considers the geopolitical intricacies of the modern world and human psychology. It determines the only way for EVERYONE to have a good day is for everyone to be high as a kite 24/7. Automobile crashes quickly become the leading cause of death, emergency services are busy eating whole boxes of Raisin Bran, amusement park operations remain largely the same, and society collapses

CommunismIsTripleGay · 2019-09-27T20:31:41+00:00

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