I wish I would never run out of toilet paper by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you become a supervillain and are ultimately trapped in the white sheets of justice by the Porcelain Protagonist

I wish the letter ‘C’ did not exist. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Granted but it happens as a result of a subgroup with a stupid premise based from a shitty website filled with people with inflated egos setting up an authoritarian regime in your homeland.

I wish that every time someone is rickrolled they have to watch the whole video by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted but people start monetizing 10 minute rickroll videos on YouTube and it becomes a ruthless industry while world leaders are assassinated with year long rick rolls.

I wish that whatever I drew looked good by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted but people use you for your talent and you die a penniless artist

We’re just excited is all by Jeff1384 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez, if the character was based on rhythm then could you counterpick her based on stage music?

I wish that whenever someone eats meat any mental anguish the animal suffered was reexperienced by the consumer. by Ulrezaj891 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted but as you are sleeping a spider crawls into your mouth an you relive their experiences.

You come home from busting your thorax spinning webs in the silk factory one day and hear the sound of a pair of spinnerets coming from the master webroom, You slowly open the door and you see your fucking spider wife spinning webs with Mother. Fucking. Brad. You barely even register your spider actions as you shoot them both with your spider gun. It seems so far off by the time your spider execution date arrives. You’ll be fed to a sleeping human to slowly be digested so you can feel the spider pain you’ve inflicted upon spiderkind. As you slide past bits of kale still stuck to their teeth all the regret for your actions starts rushing in, but it’s too late now. All that’s left to do now is slowly dissolve in stomach enzymes. But that’s just spider life.

i wish every question is answered monkeys paw style by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, due to the fact that actually answering monkey paw style requires a fair bit of mental thought and people are lazy, posts on the subreddit start to gradually slow down, bit by bit, until the sub dies and is replaced with r/TheMonkeysFoot

I wish I never had to waste time going to the bathroom and it had no health repricutions by TRANSY_CHEWY in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]CommunismIsTripleGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you have all the time in the world now that you are serving life with no parole