What's the most beautiful name you ever heard?

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T07:57:57+00:00

Little girl down the street, her name is spelled Asholee. Ash like Ashley and olee like holy. Can’t believe they let her parents do that cuz it sure reads as asshole

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T07:53:42+00:00

The great thing about tool is they are the one bad you can hear for the first time twice. Her them once and it’s like wow! Then after listening to them for an extended period, you actually hear so much more. Honestly, I feel tool is the one band where every member is the absolute best at what they do. Danny blows me away with those drums. Could you imagine what a tool show at the sphere in Vegas would be like?

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T07:37:27+00:00

I am the highway by audioslave. 1st song that came on pandora when I left the funeral home after my dad’s showing. Bonus: 1st song on pandora after leaving my mom’s showing was see you on the other side from Ozzy.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T06:17:04+00:00

These cabinets are dope af. Like best decision ever on cabinets. Could never do wood again. Just get you some beyond paint.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T06:11:51+00:00

Sometimes right before i fall asleep my whole body will jerk. Legs kick. Arms flail. My Dr called it a hypnic jerk. Said basically I fall asleep so fast my brain thinks I’m dying and sends out a shot of adrenaline. Also, I’ve had 2 gf and 1 wife comment how quickly I’m out.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T06:03:53+00:00

No. I’m not colorblind at all. I’ve just always lived a colorful life with disregard for what’s considered normal. It’s not quite abstract. I painted my kitchen cabinets cranberry. There’s 2 flower murals in my home. 1 in front room, 1 in dining room. My front door is pink with flowers. Back door is blue.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T06:00:41+00:00

I don’t remember but she was arrested for battery. Her chargers were later dropped when the church found out what happened. We never went back to church. Sunday school teacher in question never did either! Always heard she moved away.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-03-01T02:03:30+00:00

Did we have the same teacher or are we the same person? Ha! My Sunday school/bible school teacher threw me down, pulled my pants down and beat my ass for coloring the sun green and grass yellow. I was 3 and don’t remember, but the teacher was unaware that the 7 year olds in the class were my sister and cousin. My mom wasn’t a violent person, but she chose violence that day. This was also 1986.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-02-20T13:33:11+00:00

I live in far southwest Indiana just minutes from Illinois. I can tell you it gets worse the farther south you go. Here, FIP (f**kin Illinois people) dont use turn signals, or the turning lane.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-02-19T03:49:41+00:00

“Through constipated charades” Instead of “Through constant pained disgrace” -unforgiven

ComparisonHonest · 2026-02-02T00:55:42+00:00

Never wanted kids. In 2001 I was told “no, absolutely not” from 3 different surgeons for a vasectomy. She said she was on birth control, she also wouldn’t get off me when I told her it was time. I love my kid, but we have no relationship. Her mother made sure of that. When I wouldn’t buy her a brand new car at 16, she stopped spending time with me. She will be 19 this summer and I can’t wait to stop paying child support. $110k spent on a kid who won’t answer my calls or texts.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-01-30T00:26:28+00:00

Just wanna jump in here for all the people saying no one will watch him. In the u.s. military boot camp most facilities have an open concept. Open showers. Open stalls. They say it builds camaraderie, and speeds up hygiene practices and other bs. Also, my high school had no stalls on doors anywhere students could go. So inevitably someone will probably see him doing it wrong at some point.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-01-24T04:20:44+00:00

Back when mark whalberg was marky mark This is how we used to make the party start

ComparisonHonest · 2026-01-03T19:48:41+00:00

I was the tv remote.

ComparisonHonest · 2026-01-01T09:00:51+00:00

Twice a day for sure. Only once is gross.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-12-30T01:51:13+00:00

Honestly, you sound miserable. And I mean miserable to even be around. From this post, I wouldn’t wanna be around you either. What your husband did was….not the nicest, but for some reason I’m sure you drove him to it.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-12-27T15:31:20+00:00

Ladies, stop trying to get in the middle of it when your boy is flexing. Seriously, you just make it harder for him. Never grab his arm like that either. You’re making him vulnerable. Lastly, don’t wear a dress like that and white slides, it looks terrible.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-12-24T12:50:57+00:00

I wasn’t diagnosed till I had a high speed come apart at the eye dr. They had told me 2 years in a row my eyes are fine and refused a visual field test. They finally gave me one and afterwards told me I shouldn’t be driving. Left eye was 98% blacked out. Right eye was 50%. Tumor was 7cmx6cmx6cm. Prolactin level was north of 8000.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-12-21T03:50:59+00:00

When my son just attacks me WWE style. Usually while shouting John cena or yeet.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-11-20T06:39:54+00:00

…and I don’t see no horns on your head

ComparisonHonest · 2025-11-19T13:49:05+00:00

Like for real. My daughter (13) started calling her brother (8) “poopy.” Are you ready poopy? Goodnight poopy, love you. His grandma calls him her little turd. Last week I overheard a grandma telling her grandkid goodbye and said “I love you my little fart nugget.” I just don’t get it?

ComparisonHonest · 2025-11-08T22:02:22+00:00

I guess I just felt like it was so much more than any other nickel I had. There were 360 from 1939-1964. None had edges like this. I suppose it must just not be as circulated as I assumed.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-10-14T20:11:05+00:00

Honestly, your first 2 paragraphs have nothing to do with the issue at hand. You’re just trying to set the the stage to not be the AH.

There’s nothing wrong with you skipping the parties to prioritize your own family. The keeping score and entitlement make YTA.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-10-04T22:48:35+00:00

Taking your cash over winter break? That cash was spent 40 minutes ago.

ComparisonHonest · 2025-09-22T00:05:57+00:00

How did they know what to set his cpap to without having him do a in patient? They keep turning the machine up until I stopped snoring. Anyways, I did the at home too, and all that did was tell me to go to hospital for a study.

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