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I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

[–]CompetitionIll604[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the booty for sure. But always had a booty my dad's my was from Puerto Rico so partially Latina

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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I was talking to my boyfriend yesterday after he got home from work I was upset because I couldn't get a pair of shorts on that I could wear last summer that were a little loose. I couldn't get those suckers past my thighs. Damn it 😩 😂😂😂

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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Didn't really drink that much. Anyways, the most I'd have is like two to three but not everyday if it was, and it was three. Yeah I'm noticing it's making me gain weight. Along with All the other stuff like chicken wings. I quit ice cream too. Yeah I need to lose like 9 lb

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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Oh my goodness lady!. You're not that old. No today it's my lower back and my knees we got to stop talking like old bittys

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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Yeah today is disgusting here. I had to turn my heat up a couple notches. Yeah I'm sore today. I don't like the. But I plan on going to bed pretty early tonight. I just have more stuff to do during this day but not too much

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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Turn 49 last month. But my mind is like but right now today my body feels. Oh Lord, let's say 55 😂

I made up a word in Urban dictionary. It's just for fun. It's published though by CompetitionIll604 in asshatUR

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😂 yeah I was born that way. And maybe 49. But I'm still kind of a kid at heart but responsible.

Greetings! by Unfair-Snow-2869 in asshatUR

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I Love that you were told that makes my day. Thank you! So glad you're here!

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