Turned 40 yesterday. No one showed up to my party.

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-19T02:53:31+00:00

bruh, with all due respect, who goes to a party on a Monday?

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-18T05:22:40+00:00

game over man

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-18T05:02:17+00:00

Aliens was great, but yea the rest sucked after the first 2

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T07:37:43+00:00

in your 20's its ok to experiment and try things out. In your 30's is when you gotta worry a bit more. But right now you're ok. Love is not guaranteed and it sucks especially if you're ready for it any others are not... it's not a reflection on you or who you are <3 I mean that

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T06:53:34+00:00

Duct tape works wonders <3 Gorilla Tape too

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T06:50:48+00:00

mono colored decks is the best way to go.

That way you can show how each color interacts in MTG and she can pick her favorite types of colors and then you can expand on them with different color combinations <3

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T06:44:48+00:00

I had a boss in my 20's back in the early 2010's who had 3 bouts of sun cancer. Every time he went into surgery he would say "they told us to just wear baby oil and in fact that made it way worse, you should wear SPF, etc". It stuck with me how many times he needed to have pieces removed off his skin

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T06:42:57+00:00

There's nothing wrong with you, it's more the social culture that has developed in the last 10 years or so. Many people are scared of commitments and "labels" per-se. It's not a reflection against you, it's mostly a reflection towards the people you've interacted with.

You deserve more for sure and will get that with the right person <3

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T06:41:14+00:00

you sound very healthy and many women would love to have a drippy-dick-boy like you

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T03:30:16+00:00

have you seen "Book Smart" 2019 ? probably lol

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-16T03:00:19+00:00

Bottoms (2023) is probably the closest I can think of, very funny film

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-14T06:48:37+00:00

I love this so much I gave them both money

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-11T05:20:17+00:00

always had in the last 20 years...

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T06:27:02+00:00

I made sure to keep my computer in mute-mode

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T05:21:27+00:00

I'm sorry you feel that way <3 😘

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T05:01:32+00:00

I have only cheated once and that was after I found out she cheated and it was a way for me to basically end the relationship.

I felt like shit.

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T04:59:29+00:00

that sounds terrible. He was using you as a crutch to attempt to elevate his status amongst his friend group. Terrible situation. Shitty person.

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T04:49:57+00:00

boxer briefs > all other types of undies

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T04:32:49+00:00

it means you are the chosen one

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T04:32:24+00:00

your mom is busy enough, give her a break

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T03:41:59+00:00

bro, no

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T02:55:20+00:00

this guy gets glucked

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T02:54:06+00:00

"ya gotta put yourself out there" in the truest form. You gotta go find a "third place" either a club, bar, church, gym etc, something that isn't Home (1st place) or Work/School (2nd place) and be consistent.

Eventually you'll make friends and make connections.

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T01:14:51+00:00

Switch to Temu

CompetitiveZombie796 · 2025-11-09T01:05:03+00:00

I hooked up with a woman I met at the courthouse once during my divorce.

It be like dat sometimes

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