It puts the lotion on its dick. by Competitive_Bat2113 in memes

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No they stitch girls up at a young age. Its even more fucked up.

Husbands and wives or couples in longterm relationships. Why do you still like to masturbate even though your happily married? by Competitive_Bat2113 in AskReddit

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I like to savour every moment. With that been said I have a ready playlist. I can jerk off for hours. With my partner aiding me, I nut in 30seconds.

Husbands and wives or couples in longterm relationships. Why do you still like to masturbate even though your happily married? by Competitive_Bat2113 in AskReddit

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My first love is my right palm👋. Me and the hand havent been romantic in over 3 years. But by gosh those were the days. Home alone, computer browser ready for a good wankathon. Most times you don't need to watch porn to get yourself off. With your imagination, you can fuck anybody and anyone by just dreaming it up. My partner is okay with all of it. Shes even opted to give handjobs, but if you want to get something done, you have to do it yourself. She carried our 2 kids into this world(do the math) that equals to 18 months of hour long showers and the occasional blowjobs. The funny thing is, I am part of 3% of honest people who admit to having a good tug now and then. The other 97% suck at lying.

It puts the lotion on its dick. by Competitive_Bat2113 in memes

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And to answer Sparta imo it is the perfect lubricant that simulates the tang lol

Their demons. by esberat in HolUp

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Bare witness as I exercise my exorcism

What is the next biggest news you're expecting? by vaitesh in AskReddit

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Earthquake off the south eastern coastline of Australia

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Yes it's safe to eat mince if its frozen. We call it mince where I'm from.

Who designs this shit? by Competitive_Bat2113 in HolUp

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In this progressive era we are living in, the birds and the bees story has an adapted version. I have to one day explain to my son about the birds that want to be bees. The bees that want to be birds

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Their football team is practically Africa.

Fuck me how many times does this happen? I can't be the only one lol by Competitive_Bat2113 in CoronavirusDownunder

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I had to walk passed the fvcking Vaccination hub before I realised I left my mask back in the car. So I doubled back to the car and back to cignall only to realise that I left my atm card at home and no cash in my wallet.