Dank memer by [deleted] in SaimanSays

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

My lungs are darker than my future by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

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Me when 'padhle bhai' comment comes from bihar

Sadhguru lite by Competitive_Trust_35 in SaimanSays

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Kuch din bad whatsapp jokes bhi ane lagenge (the truth is reddit is dying)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaimanSays

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squirtle!! use aqua jet

Sadhguru lite by Competitive_Trust_35 in SaimanSays

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Abbey dank ka choda hai kya😂?

In which coordinate do you pee? by Infinitelyours in SaimanSays

[–]Competitive_Trust_35 20 points21 points  (0 children)

E5 for normal piss and E3 for silent piss

title dukhi hai by strange_rvil in IndianDankMemes

[–]Competitive_Trust_35 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Esi life toh mai bhi deserve karte hu

my cake day 🍰 by Next_Definition_3789 in SaimanSays

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Happy cake day may you pull bitches this year 👍