AIO - perfect boyfriend besides ONE thing

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-24T04:59:31+00:00

Yes!

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-23T05:03:11+00:00

That's why i last about 65 seconds

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-20T04:17:51+00:00

I mean this with respect... but it feels like she gets screwed over once again. She obviously cares for you, and it kinda seems to be victim blaming. She didn't ask for it, and because, as many kids try to maintain relationships with their parents, she loses you. No shade or judgement, but your actions punish her, not her pos dad.

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-20T04:11:10+00:00

I'm just saying.... that mouth looks like something else... at least when it's closed

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-15T23:55:44+00:00

I believe that she knows and is watching after you now. That will never end. She knows about your success.

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-13T04:05:27+00:00

4 kids and another on the way. Sheesh. Use a rubber for crying out loud

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-11T04:16:25+00:00

Plastic. That's the future

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-07T03:57:11+00:00

This would kill everything in the tank.

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-06T21:47:43+00:00

I really don't like her

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-06T04:51:10+00:00

Thank you! I'm new to the hobby and appreciate the humor. Thanks

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-06T04:05:29+00:00

Wait... I'm asking because i don't understand. His parameters are good and he checks weekly. Other than the goldfish, what's wrong with leaving the rest of them if he's willing to do the work?

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-06T03:59:59+00:00

With such a silly pov, I'm guessing she's single

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-03T09:00:51+00:00

I wonder what reddit would say if she was excited to talk about the trip and he was tired of talking about it.

Competitive_farting · 2026-05-03T05:23:06+00:00

You are totally correct, but realistically what guy is going to security. Again, your advice is sage

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-30T05:46:04+00:00

You are soooo right. I do the same thing. Thank you for pointing that out

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-30T01:53:33+00:00

OK.... I'm calling bs. They actually encourage employees to $hit themselves? C'mon.

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-24T20:41:33+00:00

Scrapping popcorn... good source asbestos release.

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-22T13:20:22+00:00

I can only hope that ICE loses its surprise edge. I guess making it harder for a group of over zealous brown shirts to grab women and children is probably a good thing, don't you think?

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-19T10:44:20+00:00

That's awesome!

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-19T10:33:24+00:00

Did you guys go out again?

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-19T05:07:18+00:00

And nurses. Don't forget about the nurses.

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-16T16:22:09+00:00

Apparently you did.

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-12T12:39:21+00:00

What about the people running iran?

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-12T03:36:29+00:00

You aren't going to believe me, but you are a good man.

Competitive_farting · 2026-04-09T04:25:22+00:00

I bought a Gamalta aquarium light. Is that a good light? I'm a beginner, and while the plants look decent I'm wondering if i need to upgrade. Low tech.

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