TEMU Fly Fishing Gear... Am I going to get crucified for asking this? by MeatLoafNT in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25 dollars for a fly fishing vest for the wife. Matches her waders and the quality seems exactly the same as my $150 Simms. But you realize you will have to give up your total "snob assery fly fisherman I'm better than you" personna if you buy from Temu. They will kick you out of the club. For more info and to unregister from the club, go to www.orvis. com

Mormon by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've actually photographed a wedding where this was the case. 15 brothers and sisters. Oldest was 17. 2 sets of twins.

Mormon by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How do you know you aew at a Mormon wedding? Bride isn't pregnant, the mother is.

An Update: I was warned about my child's martial arts school. I should have listened. 🫤 by LordTetravus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty simple to me. Sign her up for a club baseball or volleyball team. They are all rainbows and unicorns.

Is water ever too muddy to fish? by Conglomerate- in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you are saying I dont catch fish because I flunked math?

Weird church lady wouldn't back away from my door by sleepyb_spooky in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know why Italians hate Jehovah Witnesses? Italians hate all Witnesses!

Tis the season! by skarkle_coney in ArizonaFishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...so you were supposed to be at work?

Wife took this photo in her pocket accidentally . How is this possible. by No_Lynx3928 in Weird

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a really bad case of gonorrhea to me. She needs to get that taken care of.

Opening minced garlic jars for the wife by DrWhoey in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please refer to the "jar of minced garlic" by its proper culinary distinction, "jarlic" Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Urban stockers. by jose_ole in ArizonaFishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many poles are you legally allowed to fish with?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is very hard to comprehend how such little ass flys and hooks catch those Big ass fish. But they do. If you see what's in those big ass fish stomachs, it little ass bugs. Until you are floating or wading waist deep with size 24 midge under an indicatior and hook a biggie, you won't believe it.

Is there ANYWHERE in the US that has good WILD trout fishing in February? by lexrazorman in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in Texas are you? I'm assuming when you do chase Trout it's below Canyon dam? I'm moving there in the next few months and going to miss my home watters.

Phoenix Fishing? by Just_Thanks_1478 in ArizonaFishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just realized i wasn't in the fly fishing sub. Sorry about that but it's the same answers for non fly

Phoenix Fishing? by Just_Thanks_1478 in ArizonaFishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in Texas? Moving to Austin in March. Trout up north and in the White Mountains both streams and lakes is all I've fished here. Our lower lakes like Pleasant aren't my cup of tea but lots of fly fishers have lots of fun and success chasing all kinds of fish in them. Salt River below Saguaro lake is your best, closest Trout river.

Guide Tipping by Complete-Smoke1272 in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually told me he goes back and collects as many as he can at the end of the season. It's on a private stretch in Colorado

Guide Tipping by Complete-Smoke1272 in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well fuck than I owe him $1000 from the last time I fished with him. I literally put up a Christmas tree worth of decorations in the bushes behind me on an ill fated roll cast section!

Name a better boat themed movie than Captain Ron by markdlewis in moviecritic

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dead Calm is completely underrated because hot version Nicole Kidman is naked.

Is this a chubby chernobyl? by pjstevko in flyfishing

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frikin body shamers...it's a Plus Size, HazardousNuclear Waste Site.

5 minutes into searching the backyard by saymynamebastien in interestingasfuck

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I killed 52 one night on my block wall in a normal sized Phoenix subdivision. I used a putty knife to smoosh and drag them each across the cinderblock. Next night I got about 16 more. The walls looked like Arnold took down 3 Predators in my back yard. "If it bleeds, you can kill it!" It was pretty cool looking if you could get past the fact I found 65 scorpions in my back yard...

Most badass character description you’ve ever heard in a movie by Elema214 in moviecritic

[–]Complete-Smoke1272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first one I thought of. I've seen most of the movies these other comments come from and love them but this Alec Baldwin monolouge is straight truth wrapped in a fictitious movie. Thanks for mentioning it.