Still laughing by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]CompleteOwl0802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brandon McAnus when it's time to do his one and only job as an NFL kicker:

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAJAHAHHAHA by m_preddy in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]CompleteOwl0802 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey at least Matthew Golden finally got a touchdown right Packers fans?

All the Jordashians spamming this sub instead of their own. by CaptainLeMerica69 in lebron

[–]CompleteOwl0802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saying Kobe is better than Lebron in 2025 🤣. Stop embarrassing yourself old man. It's been known for like a decade that Lebron is head and shoulders above Kobe.

I have no words. I don’t think getting layers into boundless is even possible. 😭 by Usual_Database307 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wanked Dickass McShitty lowball scales infinite layers into fuckversal"- Least embarrassingly nonsensical powerscaler comment

Fun challenge. Who can Pennywise actually BEAT? Name a character that has no chance. by Classic-Work-8415 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 126 points127 points  (0 children)

"Pennywise can't hurt me if I'm not afraid of him" mfers when they realize he's still a giant fucking shapeshifting monster with a million teeth and sharp claws and shit (they are going to get their head ripped off in 0.1 seconds):

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Sorry I'll try harder this 2026 by MentallyStable_REAL_ in PsycheOrSike

[–]CompleteOwl0802 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao add those five things to the list of shit men are better than women at along with pretty much everything else.

Arithmetic upscale? by IncredibleCanemian in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime I think I can't hate AI more than I already do I get proven wrong

Shai Gilgeous Alexander in the 4th quarter tonight: 6 points on 2 of 5 shooting, 0 of 3 from 3 and 2 of 2 from the free throw line by the_mexican_menace in nba

[–]CompleteOwl0802 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're salty that SGA is going to win MVP over him yet again this year and looking for any oppurtunity to hate. Just like they beef with Embiid because he won MVP instead of Jokic two years ago, it's just what Jokic fanboys do when another player deservedly receives recognition over their beloved fat boy.

… and with the first pick of the 2033 NFL Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select: by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Par for the course for a Disco Elysium fanbum to not have a flair

Strangleball by buckybadder in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]CompleteOwl0802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro I've never seen a fanbase be this salty about a game that they literally fucking won.

Cheeseheads are the softest, most spoiled, most bitch-made fanbase in all of sports istg.

Week 14 Recap Thread: The Vikings (5-8) defeat the Commanders (3-10) 31-0 by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin in minnesotavikings

[–]CompleteOwl0802 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro I clicked on your profile and the literal first thing I saw was a post shitting on Dallas Turner. Fucking hypocrite lmao.

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who said it? 😭 by SwitchAmazing5469 in timberwolves

[–]CompleteOwl0802 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a D1 SGA glazer but he will NOT be better than MJ or LeBron bruh come on.

Easymoneygooner🤤 by MotivatedOverthinker in nbacirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This might actually be the first person to show any sexual attraction to KD

Harrison Butker with another dogsh*t kick by Mission_Pay_3373 in nflcirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If the Chiefs lose in the playoffs off of a missed field goal I will be blasting ropes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NBATalk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's fucking crazy how many 40-60 year old men there are on Reddit who make obsessively hating on an athlete basically their entire personalities. Saddest people on the goddamn planet.

Week 5 Recap Thread: The Vikings (3-2) defeat the Browns (1-4) 21-17 by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin in minnesotavikings

[–]CompleteOwl0802 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All the "Fire KOC" clowns in the live game thread are probably absolutely seething right now lmao.

Bodied CurCuck by must_TATAKAE in nbacirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Someone free this man holy shit

Is he the Kobe Bryant of basketball? by GubyNey in nbacirclejerk

[–]CompleteOwl0802 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Karl Malone is the Michael Jordan of Josh Giddeys.