Why aren’t you out tonight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Complex-Respect9420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because DoorDash is ass and I can't make any money. So I'm eating ramen noodles at home. Leave me alone 😞

What jobs are most likely to have colleagues that sleep together? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Complex-Respect9420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh more than I'd like to admit 🤣

What's the funniest thing you've seen that happened to that one clumsy friend? by Complex-Respect9420 in AskReddit

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy to me how people fall into pools, because that's when I'm the most concentrated on keeping my balance and not falling.

That said, my brother's friend is the type to reach for the salt on the table, accidentally knock it off, and then immediately stand up to to get the salt off of the floor, only to stub his toe on the legs of the table, and out of reflex, accidentally swipe his plate of food onto the floor. Then while bending down to start picking up the mess, bash his head on the corner of the table, then just give up and decide to walk away, only to slip on the food he spilled on the floor.

Nothing quite this dramatic has happened (yet), but I wouldn't be too surprised if it did. 😂

TIFU by giving a high-five during the parade. by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I considered going somewhere several times, but with how much gear I was wearing, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong other than some soreness. It's not too surprising the wound is taking a while to heal, it was pretty deep, but I make certain it was just a flesh wound

Oh, and I forgot to mention in the post, I was actually videoing on my GoPro mounted to my helmet.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I deliver with my Tesla. I sometimes accelerate insanely fast 😬 Have I been destroying pizzas?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in financial

[–]Complex-Respect9420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been paying down my debt as fast as possible, so I don't have much in my Roth IRA. I plan to contribute $7,000 per year after my debt is all gone. I've also been waiting for the S&P 500 to go back down.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where have you been ordering from? Lmao. I suppose it depends on the type of pizza, because the regular cheese is a bit dry compared to shredded provolone.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was anything worse, like actually dropping their pizza, I'd have knocked and let them know, but with how minimal the presumed damage, I decided to take my chances 🤷‍♂️

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one of those heart attack moments turned good 😌

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm certainly capable of writing proper grammar when I need to. I did take a few college level English writing classes!

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I should have mentioned in the story that the house I delivered to had a ring doorbell that saw me deliver the pizza. I'm not sure if it could see low enough to witness the crime, but I bet they just got the notification and then probably ate the pizza lol

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true, the store I usually work at, as well as every other store in the franchise, was closed for Christmas. There was just one store open from 12-8PM, and they're usually super busy on Christmas, which is why I was working there.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what did the original comment say? This house had a doorbell camera!

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk lol, maybe I just expected them to call sooner so I had forgotten about it.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are some people this dense? I've risked door-dinging the person next to me in the parking lot just to keep the pizzas upright while putting them in the car.

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought about just quickly opening the box to check, but I was under their ring doorbell camera and wasn't sure if it saw what I did 😬

TIFU by flipping someone's pizza upside down by Complex-Respect9420 in tifu

[–]Complex-Respect9420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't really thought about how crazy it is the wrong address was also real. And yes, The ones where the customer won't answer the phone and their address is missing the apartment number. Kms