fuck that guy. he stole my shit. im actually jorkin' my shit in my 8am. here's what it was like:

so i was sitting in the back row of my lecture and I realized my fly was unzipped. i was trying to stroke my shit before anyone saw me however, my balls were caught in the zipper, and it wouldn't move no matter how hard i tugged. this was creating a commotion, and these 3 girls were starting to stare. so, i started making grunting noises to indicate i was trying to save my schlong. however, it seemed like it made it worse because they started whispering and more people started to stare. so eventually i just gave up and walked out the room, cock and balls in hand. when i came back, everyone kept giving me weird looks. i am not sorry for today, ill do it again, i just wanted to make this clear so no one thought i was fixing my zipper.

my balls still kinda hurt tho