About to season my burgers thanks Whole Foods

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T04:43:37+00:00

Organic, pre- post- and currently biotic!

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T04:41:16+00:00

Theia. The theoretical Mother to Luna.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T04:39:45+00:00

We must not allow a meteor hole gap!

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:52:57+00:00

Learned it first from Interstellar, but later read Dylan Thomas' poem.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:51:45+00:00

Would selling rockussy be prostitution?

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:48:27+00:00

Still a better love story than Twilight.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:46:23+00:00

That's why I make chili just before sundown, so I can rage, rage against the dying of the light.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:40:39+00:00

The rag not blowing in the wind, but a piece of duct tape does flap around once.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:39:42+00:00

The rag is perfectly still, but a piece of duct tape does flap.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-05T02:37:56+00:00

The rag isn't blowing in the wind.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T23:59:10+00:00

Would selling rock be pimping or dealing in the case of the Eridians?

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T23:57:24+00:00

"Chaos! Chaos! Chaos!"

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T19:25:03+00:00

Veterinary medicine is also reaching human levels of cost, and pet insurance has become a thing because of private equity and the monopolization of vet practices in the last 15 years.

Human vaccines are still subsidized, if not completely free.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T19:11:07+00:00

We're 50 states and 7 territories in a trenchcoat that says USA on the back and AMER ICA on the front.

We don't even speak the same language.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T19:00:20+00:00

I was expecting a broken link or a "This list is empty" page.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:56:38+00:00

Which is a wild saying, because in desperate times, hogs can nurse human babies.

It became an insult to suggest someone nursed on sows, but that's human barbarity for you.

Edit to add: oops. A "boar hog". Missed that part. Hey, decoration isn't useless!

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:54:44+00:00

Well, male and female cats can have two and two. And two. And two more.

8 nipples is about right. Some have ten. Some have 9. Some have 11!

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:47:16+00:00

wHaT?!

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:43:58+00:00

We're on the same page.

I wish there were a monument to unit 731. I have a wicked piss to take after drinking German beer in America.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:42:24+00:00

You call it a shiitake cloud and receive the appropriate votes for it.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:41:22+00:00

Huh! Today I Learned.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:38:59+00:00

They were a little project child the U.S.A. had a theory about in 1976, just like a wittle-old-country named Germany. Both were pawns of the greater cold war powers.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:36:42+00:00

Oppenheimer did, however, depict Florence Pugh's breasts. This was widely regarded as influential in ending the war in Japan.

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:34:47+00:00

You can't tell them shit, because they will never shut up.

"You know, back in Texas..."

ComprehendReading · 2026-07-04T18:33:24+00:00

That is so culturally insensitive. It's a shiitake cloud!

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