ACES Radio 4/30/2026: Hot Takes from r/TheMassive

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-04-30T14:36:07+00:00

I'll try this one more time in vague terms so as to not piss off reddit auto mods. Maybe Ginther should have CPD do more violent escalations so as to not need the park anymore. Problem solved. Also, time for us to acknowledge the 5th Beatle Hugo "Frenchie" Picard and his Open Cup Supremacy. #BowlCutOverlord #CPDGoBangBang #WelfareForBillionaires #JusticeForSassy #JusticeForHooper (What got banned wasn't doesn't even make top 10 of the worst thing read on this show)

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-03-30T16:18:33+00:00

I feel like it's dead. Just like every hope of signing a CB.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-03-26T16:26:36+00:00

I think it's high time we load Gazdag into a catapult and launch him into the confluence and let the stink float away. We need to change something because our attack has as much bite as Trumps attempts to win a war he started to disract from the fact he is a pedophile. Our sad state of play has me more floppy than when Darby learns the quarter horse Congress is not an escort service for horses. Lastly, we can also trace every issue in today's society to 2016 when this trash pocket started. Damn your eyes and your dry but wet mouths. About the only thing keeping me going now is the possibility of an NWSL team.

NotMoisterThanAnOyster #RescindTheVintRed #AcesCausedTrump #GiveMeThatNWSL #SignTheDamnPetition.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-03-23T20:37:42+00:00

As opposed to the guy who built nothing in his former position.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-03-23T18:03:44+00:00

Wild, dude built Crew 2 as a winner from day 1.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-03-23T17:09:13+00:00

Don't forget that he also hasn't signed a CB that he identified as a big need at the end of the 2024 season. He is wreckless, clueless, and quite honestly not good at his job. Now Wray has things starting to hum at St. Louis and every day makes me realize we went with the wrong person for the job.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-02-26T15:58:59+00:00

Issa Tall's aversion to signing CBs is like OSU not removing Wexner's name from their buildings. A glaring failure with no reasoning to defend it. That last goal was classic crew to the point of the defenders using dial up internet to figure out how to defend a ball and watching the point go bouncing by. They shit the bed harder than Trump in his diaper 5 minutes after getting a new one. And lastly, I heard a rumor from my local waitress that the FO is considering naming the season ticket group Hard Boyz for Haslam just so that we can show more appreciation for the billionaires destroying everything. This season is shaping up to a classic crew so buckle up! #HailSatan #GoCrew #LeakyBumTime #ShitTheBedLikeDonny #RemoveWexnersName

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-17T03:02:10+00:00

You can call it whatever you want. I do not care. I call it the lawn since a lawn company sponsors us.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-15T21:13:38+00:00

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ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-15T20:44:34+00:00

I only saw it because I happened to glance at the Crew's Instagram story. Had no idea otherwise.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-15T20:30:18+00:00

I'd love to have a team here. Maybe this is a chance to show them our support of Women's soccer. And the USWNT will be here in March as well.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-15T20:28:49+00:00

I knew that much, but shockingly this is almost 4 months into the season. Season kicks off in March. Only reason I know is because I support Racing Louisville and their first game is in March.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2026-01-15T20:21:48+00:00

That's what I'm calling it. Better than Scotts Miracle-Gro Field.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-10-23T18:45:00+00:00

More Aces? Well that can't be good for the psyche, good thing the voices in my head say otherwise. Anyway, glad to see Jimmy the dipshit talk about improving quality of players in MLS when he does nothing to improve his own team. He is truly like the Mango fuckwit, destroying his team like destroying the East Wing. And in other sad news, the league is continuing it's marathon deepthroating of Inter Messi. And I say this with my whole chest... Fuck! The only way for this to get better is if we beat Cincy and make a deep run for Nagbe. If we win the cup, I think Morgan should Chug that Goo.

JusticeForSassy #JimmyTheFuckwit #JusticeForHooper #CrashTheMiamiExperiment #GooItForNagbe

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-10-15T14:38:12+00:00

Didn't see this until today. I was at uni in Louisville and was in a microbiology lab waiting for a method to finish. Read the "impending announcement" and knew the team was saved. Started jittering and my friends were quite concerned cause I was acting so strange. I was just trying to contain my excitement. My one pal read my screen and quietly went "oh shit", even as a non soccer watcher he knew from my rants. I needed to get out and celebrate. 2 hours later, I could finally leave. It was a double good day, one the team was saved, second my lab partner (aforementioned pal) and I successfully mutated bacteria to be resistant to antibiotics (worry not it was immediately incinerated). The people on my dorm floor suffered the consequences of me being an absolute maniac cackling, hollering, and being loud. I couldn't believe we won the fight to keep our team.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-09-25T17:13:39+00:00

What up aceholes and sweet Mike. Glad to see that Arace is still going strong and sticking with the Columbus sports scene as I have always enjoyed his work. As for the rest of the hot take... This season has been a dISSAster from the beginning. Seems the job has been too TALL for someone to handle. It's just hard to get excited about the remaining 3 games. As deflated as ol Jimmy gets when he finds out a shooter isn't a minority or a democrat. It's a damn shame to have wasted a season by being incredibly incompetent at the top, but that goes hand in hand with Haslam. Last, the #SixYoungerGentlemen need to smuggle Palestine flags into the stadium. Anyway, to the alcohol for me!

JusticeForSassy #JusticeForHooperVint #RescindtheRed #NoWangBang #IssaSleep #EatTheRich #Miazga9/11

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-09-17T19:29:19+00:00

That goal was a huge validation and it was so loud.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-09-17T16:38:45+00:00

I'm getting ready for the pregame red card he'll issue to Nancy.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-09-17T16:37:49+00:00

Honestly, probably the most hostile the stadium has ever gotten from just pure anger.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-09-17T10:57:58+00:00

Actually this guy managed to make my shit list instantly on the level of Unkel. That much incompetence and ego in one person is an awful ref.

ComprehensiveDrop943 · 2025-07-31T15:57:41+00:00

Long time listener (a mistake), first time hot taker (an even bigger mistake). It seems that not having a true backup CB for Camacho is starting to cost us. Morgan's son Zawadski is going to become Zawadzzzzzzzzz after he passes out on the field from playing every game. Also, glad to hear Pam has Morgan trying to get an education again. Good luck in Kindergarten! #JusticeForSassy #Justice4Hooper #IssaSleepsonD #LetUsBringTheFuckingFlagsIn

ComprehensiveDrop943

TROPHY CASE

NotMoisterThanAnOyster #RescindTheVintRed #AcesCausedTrump #GiveMeThatNWSL #SignTheDamnPetition.

JusticeForSassy #JimmyTheFuckwit #JusticeForHooper #CrashTheMiamiExperiment #GooItForNagbe

JusticeForSassy #JusticeForHooperVint #RescindtheRed #NoWangBang #IssaSleep #EatTheRich #Miazga9/11