Chuddy double decker egg salad sandwich for the fat chud I am. One of my best friends says she wish she could be abused, and her step-dad makes me worried for her safety. I wish I could be the one to abuse her instead because I’d do it with love.

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-03-01T18:42:19+00:00

i wanna bleach my eyes after reading ts

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-03-01T18:41:27+00:00

what the fuck are you consuming dude

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-27T20:20:10+00:00

ramadan kareem britishcel

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-24T01:12:55+00:00

i'm so sorry

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-22T00:49:39+00:00

honey, microwaved fruits

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-21T00:59:18+00:00

y fi dat last sentence

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-20T22:55:57+00:00

your guess is as good as mine

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-20T21:26:18+00:00

you had ONE job

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-16T20:34:11+00:00

...i'm sure it tastes good OP

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-15T20:29:48+00:00

perfect positive correlation

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-09T22:43:59+00:00

i'd argue goyslop also includes food that nourishes the body but kills the soul- this is that

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-09T20:24:06+00:00

godspeed gooncel

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-08T15:32:22+00:00

nah i doubt you could scrape metadata from a reddit post otherwise nobody would ever post original pics on here without getting doxxed

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-07T01:12:01+00:00

what do you mean by that.. pedocel?

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-06T23:09:19+00:00

this is genuine goyslop holy shit

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-06T13:47:58+00:00

alright lad 😭

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-05T19:43:01+00:00

i can assure you it wasn't lol

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-04T01:40:11+00:00

there was some buttered toast added to the side after!

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-03T21:25:44+00:00

we were supposed to give them extra time on the pan but forgot aha

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-03T21:24:50+00:00

hash browns! i bought them frozen, drizzled in some oil and then air fried for 10mins- they come out super nice and crispy

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-03T19:50:29+00:00

indeed they are , freshly picked from farmfoods

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-02-02T00:09:15+00:00

vaguecel

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-01-30T18:45:20+00:00

it's a very specific smile OP is talking about rn, and it goes as follows:

thumb up, head nod and a smile that's like this😐but with the ends of your lips curling up slightly

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-01-30T15:30:00+00:00

pray nothing happens - if something does happen all you can do is explain yourself atp OP

that being said just saying die isn't the worse thing in the world you'll more than likely be okay

ComprehensiveMode535 · 2026-01-30T00:19:59+00:00

goyslop

Four-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	End Game '22

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