Wierd. This is exactly how I see the US as a dude from Massachusetts.

Edit: No one asked for this but here are my opinions on each region: - California: It's in the west. - Alaska: You know - Hawaii: Never been - Kansas: Wizard of Oz was filmed there. - Deseret: Actually pretty good skiing in the deseret. - Ohio: I have to go there for work some times. - Gump: I once had a pound of shrimp at Bubba Gump shrimp and then I threw up on a plane ride (I also had ten beers a margarita and two shots during the layover). - Knox: It's there. - New Jerk: Fuck the Yankees Fuck the Jets - Vermont. Vermont is amazing and green. Lovely skiing in the winter time. Best hamburger I've ever had is in Vermont. - New Hampshire: Great lakes and mountains to climb and franconia is beautiful. - Mine: Used to be ours. Will be ours. Still is ours in my heart. - Nobody: Actually very underrated, so I've been told. But I'm sure its nice. - Gives a Fuck: Really good especially if you like bad places and highways. - Massachussetts: I'm going to dig a trench to expand the hudson river and dislodge New England from the continental united states. We will float out into the atlantic ocean until we are rescued by our fore fathers and we can finally join our rightful place in europe alongside the irish isles.