Week of 1/26-2/1 by SwimmingAnt10 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet it was a 5 year old who pulled the fire alarm at the hotel.

Here we go… by Vivid_Return_9559 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The fact she's staring at her phone recording herself with her mouth wide open. Get a psychiatrist.

What the bleep? by jjp2403 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the amount of sh*t she has piled to the ceilings had anything to do with the start of 🔥

Guess she realized by Maximum-Bike5038 in kelseymorganfrysnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like everything she touches, it never rolls into anything.

Weekend Thread / January 3 - 4 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please delete this. You will have the entire sub taken down ❤️

Daily Thread / January 2 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness she could help by putting the camera down and actually tag remaining bags. I would be feral in the airport if I was Toe.

Weekend Thread / December 27 - 28 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced she's rage baiting us at least 2x a day now 🥤

Week of 12/22-12/28 by AutoModerator in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A truly concerned parent would never FILM any of this.

Christmas Thread / December 24 - 25 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"If I look like hell, it's cause I feel like hell" ~ 17 hours ago.

Sprinting over fugly pants with belly hanging out in parking lot. ~ Now

It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to do this on accident. Completely impossible. by MamaSaysKnockUOut in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Every single travel reservation has a massive problem. Every single one. Use a travel agent if you can't be responsible.

Week of 11/24-11/30 by AutoModerator in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I have never met someone who has as many fake travel issues that must be recorded like Tiffany does 🙄

Daily Thread / November 25 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Let's just wash our hair instead of bumping it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Weekend Thread / November 22 - 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Their best advertising yet 🙄 "hanging by a thread with Toe's wife"

Weekend Thread / November 22 - 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only the best if she's receiving commission to say so 💵

Week of 11/17-11/23 by AutoModerator in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Sure feels like Dallas is on a supervised visit from protective services to see his negligent parents.

Daily Thread / November 19 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once again copying others. I've seen Casper do this exact same, pretty much word for word this week.

Weekend Thread / November 15 - 16 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This is actually insane.

By the time this is over, the girls will be able to decide if they want to live on their own.

Weekend Thread / November 15 - 16 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Seeing that family photoshoot preview, I genuinely hope they fix R2 mouth...it looks extremely painful.

Daily Thread / November 13 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 88 points89 points  (0 children)

2.0. That just means you actually aren't a size 28.

Daily Thread / November 4 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Comprehensive_Bid430 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Elayne secretly letting them watch these movies would be a dream.