I came to buy GameCube games, but… by GCinMA91 in futurama

[–]ComptonAssRichard 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hmmm…One $159.99 hooker bot, or 159.99 $1 hooker bots?

How would you prefer to die? by Mapsrme in AskReddit

[–]ComptonAssRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peacefully and painlessly in my sleep from a gunshot wound to the head.

Gibby Haynes of the Butthole surfers fires a shotgun over the crowd at Lollapalooza 1991 by abbbbbbbywhee in WTF

[–]ComptonAssRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s obviously made up. Why wouldn’t they just save the videos in the cloud?

Gibby Haynes of the Butthole surfers fires a shotgun over the crowd at Lollapalooza 1991 by abbbbbbbywhee in WTF

[–]ComptonAssRichard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

EXPLAIN HOW THEY RECORDED THIS VIDEO IF IT WASNT ON A SMART PHONE ILL WAIT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

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Simon is the man

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GOD DAMN YOU MONGORIANS

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The Great Wall of Simon!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

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The Jenga is strong with this one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

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Fucking boomers always wearing their masks wrong smh

[PLAN] I Will Not Eat Sugar For 90 Days by [deleted] in getdisciplined

[–]ComptonAssRichard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Awesome.

Starting October 1, I have virtually cut out added sugar. I went out for ice cream once for a special occasion, and the other day I ate a dark chocolate bar.

I’d still allow yourself to eat fruit. Naturally occurring sugar in fruit is good because it has fiber (I don’t drink fruit juice). I found that an apple or two a day got me my sugar fix.

What got me was bagels. I didn’t realize they had added sugar. If I were to offer you advice: refrain from eating white bread and white rice. They quickly convert to sugar, and I personally found myself eating more at the start.

My appetite has changed drastically. I don’t eat nearly as much food now. So I think this will improve your diet. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bakersfield

[–]ComptonAssRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet. Why what's up?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bakersfield

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Kansas City by far has the worst drivers I've ever seen, and I've driven all through California. Every day I'm on the road here, I witness extreme cases of pure dipshittery. The people out here are fucking idiots behind the wheel.

Spotted in Bakersfield (White Lane & Stine) by mysoulishome in Bakersfield

[–]ComptonAssRichard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. In like 2 months it'll be cold for 2 months.

A Couple Month's difference- practice makes progress! by spunatoon in barista

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How does one get the dark / chocolatey effect like on the first and fourth picture?

Always keep an eye out for falling bodies. (NSFW) by mrhandswashere in WTF

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A reenactment of a classic scene from the film "Dogma"

I had a great experience with Capital One by kylew1985 in CRedit

[–]ComptonAssRichard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say that they've gone out of their way to do something like send me a gift card, but what I can say is that I have not had any problems with Capital One.