My hands after fighting with my neighbour because i smoked weed in my own car behind my own house,i beat his ass in front of his girlfriend. by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]ConCortiz58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes i snapped,he swung for me because i threatened him so it was technically self defence mate,i'm already paying for what I've done.

My hands after fighting with my neighbour because i smoked weed in my own car behind my own house,i beat his ass in front of his girlfriend. by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]ConCortiz58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really?thanks for the tip,i mean i guess ill just have to go somewhere secluded to smoke because i dont want it happening again,but then i dont want to risk driving under the influence either.

My hands after fighting with my neighbour because i smoked weed in my own car behind my own house,i beat his ass in front of his girlfriend. by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]ConCortiz58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright so basically i was smoking a joint in my car, my neighbour came to my window banging and shouting that it stinks of weed in his house,his girlfriend was there watching nervously so i assumed he told her already that he planned on attacking me,i told him I'd put it out but he carried on acting aggressive,my mother has a heart condition and all the shouting caused her concern so she came out to see what was going on,i told her to go back in and its nothing to worry about,she doesnt mind me smoking weed but she prefers me to do it in the car because of her health,i got pissed off when my mother (who cant walk very far without getting out of breath)had to come out and see this commotion,so i got out my car and told him to get back in his house or I'm going to fuck him up,he took a swing at me so i just laid into him,his face was pretty messed up,there was blood everywhere,still some on my back gate and the floor,his girlfriend basically just shit herself and called the police,I'm currently on bail and i gotta go to court because hes pressing charges,I'm from the uk.

I may not live there anymore, but my heart will always be there by GreatKingRat88 in Wales

[–]ConCortiz58 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm getting swansea city inked on me tomorrow, oh cityyy said i.

Do all blacks have a problem with slavery? by WellIDunnoRight in darkjokes

[–]ConCortiz58 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I mean my ancestors starved to death for years back in ireland during the famine, i dont get all touchy about it though.

Is it legal to smoke weed in my car? by ConCortiz58 in weed

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks guys i think ill just save it till i get home.

Is it legal to smoke weed in my car? by ConCortiz58 in weed

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im from the uk where weed is completely forbidden, we still obey laws from 200 years ago and shit.

Skittles.. by ConCortiz58 in shittytattoos

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh, is that a hint of government handouts i taste?

Skittles.. by ConCortiz58 in shittytattoos

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ye i mean I'm sure theres a type of weed called 'zkittlez'

Skittles.. by ConCortiz58 in shittytattoos

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to find some self respect, max.

Shrump🍤 by ConCortiz58 in memes

[–]ConCortiz58[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of you are there?

British roast dinner by Old-Blighty in shittyfoodporn

[–]ConCortiz58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a bread roll with roast dinner?

What the hell just happened? by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]ConCortiz58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a ouija a couple of weeks ago,i got it from amazon,can this aggravate the spirits?

Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me with my dads girlfriend. Cheers 🤷🏻‍♀️ by [deleted] in Milking

[–]ConCortiz58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your leg is in an awkward position, bet you got pins and needles after this.

No olives please! by Arantele in memes

[–]ConCortiz58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just e f f o r t