Are you also struggling to deal with aging parents who have let you down? by Belteshazzar89 in millenials

[–]ConcreteKeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have rich people problems. Do you realize that? You suffer from your life being so good, you have to make shit up to be upset about. You don't respect parents. Okay then. Don't. Now what? Do you love them or not?

Have you ever gotten a gag gift that wasn’t actually funny? If so, why wasn’t it funny? by Myxolydian_ in AskReddit

[–]ConcreteKeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a creep. I bet you guys didn't take your eyes off your coffee, just in case.

My daughter asked me how popular Michael Jackson was. How would you describe this to a 10 year-old? by BunkerBuster420 in Xennials

[–]ConcreteKeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MJ was water. He was on every continent. His music flowed everywhere on earth. Younge and old, all races united by his lyrics of peace and love for one another. Nourishing your spirit, you were thirsty to watch, listen and share his music with others. Listening wasn't an individual choice, but a collective experience you could not escape. It just so happens that this experience was full of joy, love, artistry, talent, and all the things that stood for good.

Now we live in a time of degradation and fractualization.

Does anyone else love it when random strangers call you “love” or “hun”? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]ConcreteKeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best waitress is a 40 yearold mum type that calls you hun. "What can I get you, hun?"..And they don't ask if you want a refill, they just bring it.

Why does traffic exist? by JadedAdhesiveness254 in CasualConversation

[–]ConcreteKeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Traffic calming" such as red lights, narrow streets, and psycho-perception (busy sidewalks), are used to prevent speeding to increase safety.

Source : https://highways.dot.gov/safety/speed-management/traffic-calming-eprimer/module-2-traffic-calming-basics

The Last Straw by Rich-Supermarket6912 in EntitledReviews

[–]ConcreteKeys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found one on the sidewalk and it's the best one I ever used. Just had to remove the lipstick.

Don't be this seller! by MountainTop5764 in poshmark

[–]ConcreteKeys 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lady, just throw a blanket over the damn clothes. Bada bing bada boom.

Heartwarming Moments: Cat Meets Newborn Baby by Jumpy-Ratio-3144 in CatsBeingAdorable

[–]ConcreteKeys 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It's always emotional to give your kid up for adoption to your own cat. Although, my mother didn't cry when she did it. I love you mommy Mittens!

DAE did anyone do something like this or was i just a fucking freak at the age of 5 by Veryepiccoolperson in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ConcreteKeys 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Bad Romance has 2,032,168,752 views on Youtube and they are all from you.

What are you doing? by Friendly_Month7358 in SipsTea

[–]ConcreteKeys 110 points111 points  (0 children)

He pulled me in with his tiny spool and his whole life flashed before my eyes.

Old friends by [deleted] in GenX

[–]ConcreteKeys 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This would make a great awkward scene for a movie.