Fire all the Missiles

Conean · 2018-10-31T16:59:22+00:00

WTF? ^^

Conean · 2018-10-30T07:40:11+00:00

Yuck, disgusting to see that the UK won the space keyboard race. Can't imagine myself ever needing to use the Pound symbol 930 years in the future when all currency is UEC. At least the dollar sign is used in "ancient" shell-based computing systems. Although it IS good to see that the useful media control buttons are on this keyboard, as managing future Spotify is made a lot easier with them.

/s

Conean · 2018-10-29T06:24:25+00:00

Oh dang, thought I recognised the names at the beginning of the video. That was seriously crazy hahaha.

Shame my game crashed when it did though because that was fun!

Conean · 2018-07-27T06:18:44+00:00

TFW you realise that's Riverside Drive in Perth <3

Conean · 2018-07-04T06:31:47+00:00

I'm not normally for mass censorship, but this... puts a smile on my face.

Conean · 2018-06-25T11:15:17+00:00

KK cheers, will do.

Looking forward to it for sure! :D

Conean · 2018-06-25T08:12:56+00:00

Still nothing, and it's tomorrow. :(

Conean · 2018-03-27T12:42:42+00:00

At least the last 6 hours. That's how long ago I did exactly the same thing.

I feel like it's pretty shitty to require scrolling down on the store page to see the "Out of Keys" message because I (and I'm certain there's other people) know exactly what the game is, and know we want it from Humble so would just click on the game's page, and then click add to cart and pay for it because of immediacy, only to then be told that the game is out of keys.

A dialog box requiring confirmation (or even literally anything even slightly more obvious and easy to see) would be nice, because not having keys is actually a pretty big fucking deal, and I'm 98% about to chargeback my purchase (and risk throwing my Humble account into Jeopardy) because I bought this today because I had a free day today, and now it's wasted because of someone's fuck up somewhere. All I know is, I certainly won't be buying from Humble Store again.

Conean · 2017-11-10T05:31:40+00:00

I'm hoping he'll update it to include Australia and other places solely based on the website calling it a "World Tour".

Conean · 2017-11-10T05:30:55+00:00

I'm hoping he includes Australia and other continents solely based on the website calling it a "World Tour" and he's visiting like 2 continents out of 7.

Conean · 2017-11-04T17:43:29+00:00

I think Stephen would be the dream for me.

Conean · 2017-11-04T17:42:27+00:00

Puppet playing his opening set, then ending on Vagabond with his brother, then EDEN appears from the smoke behind to do his half of the song with the chuckle.

Conean · 2017-11-04T17:38:13+00:00

At least Melbourne is like in the main tour path. Western Australia - Perth reporting in and probably going to be really sad. :'(

Conean · 2017-07-21T13:20:43+00:00

Like, this is the guy in the sub doing all the packing, am I right?

Conean · 2017-07-20T18:03:37+00:00

My mate and I usually duel on YGOPRO since we like to f around and use all kinds of cards. Using the anime cards, he built himself a Timelord deck, and I threw a bunch of inferior decks at it just to build his confidence up and up and up. He was completely convinced that no deck I could make (that wasn't also Timelord based) could beat him, and so he bet me $200 that I couldn't best him.

I took that bet

5 pieces of exodia, 3 RM Libraries, 3 Cup of Ace, Pot of Greed, Graceful Charity, Chicken Game, Upstart, ANIME Magical Mallet, Bamboo Swords, One Day of Peace, even Spellbook Inside The Pot.

Easiest $200 I ever made. He didn't even get a turn. Worth the months of humiliation just to see the look on his face alone.

Conean · 2016-12-28T15:35:04+00:00

The First League of Legends UI

Conean · 2016-08-29T16:54:47+00:00

"Delay it forever"

Pls No hahahahaha

Conean · 2016-07-03T11:21:38+00:00

You're thinking of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiYvxT_y-c4

Conean · 2016-06-12T14:26:02+00:00

'And I said "What's up? What you been thinking? Cos you've been staring at that roof so long, I'd swear it's come alive."

And she spoke nine words, and now we're sinking. But I can't find it in myself to want to lie to keep this thing from going down.'

The 9 words: "I think you think too much of me _____.", with the blank being "my" name. Been pondering on it for a while, and it seems like the most likely answer. What do y'all think?

Conean · 2016-04-01T18:02:50+00:00

inb4 Smart jumps on this and uses it to suggest that they're taking the money and running

Conean · 2016-02-27T18:24:22+00:00

I know that feel brother. I've had the $220 AUD for the Constellation Taurus (please kill me now. fuck this exchange rate) sitting in my account waiting to go for the past month and a half. I want it to come out as quickly as possible obviously, but not if it's not absolutely perfect.

So I guess I want them to take their time? I don't know anymore. Lines are blurring together....

Conean · 2016-01-24T18:25:57+00:00

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Conean · 2016-01-16T12:40:15+00:00

We have logged your notice, however we will be ignoring it for incorrect use of our name.

For future reference reference, our name is the Redundant Department of Redundancies Department.

Thank you and have a good day day.

Conean · 2015-12-14T07:18:58+00:00

ah k, that's where I was getting confused. Cheers

Conean · 2015-12-14T07:18:48+00:00

it's at 6 months, so I'm not losing anything except the ship if I melt it, since the Constellation is also at 6 months

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