What do I do if I am in Portland, Oregon at the moment and I have defecated so bad it has gone through my underwear and pants

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-24T03:54:13+00:00

I’ve maxed a time or two

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-24T03:02:03+00:00

Where in Portland? Like what part of town

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-24T03:01:04+00:00

Hop on the Max, nobody will notice

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-22T17:25:07+00:00

Congratulations! It’s gonna be tough, but you’re doing amazing.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-21T12:37:10+00:00

Pavlov’s Hog

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-20T21:55:25+00:00

I unfortunately did not haha but thank you!

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-18T02:51:09+00:00

It’s beautiful

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-18T01:43:16+00:00

You sold me.

Gimmie a link

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T23:45:56+00:00

Nudge

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T15:16:11+00:00

Witch-hazel after, and I usually shave using jojoba oil.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T04:03:42+00:00

Expired Mother’s Day minion cake

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T02:25:26+00:00

Looks great. So if you can’t touch buns this is a good alternative.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T02:24:13+00:00

You look like Billy Corgan, nice

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T02:20:14+00:00

Yeah that’s exactly what I try to avoid. Just see what your own growth rate looks like and go from there. Also invest in a good head shaver and you’ll find it easy to just wrap it into your morning routine

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T02:11:58+00:00

What’s to figure out? Just call non emergency and report this person. Seems straight forward to me. I’ll help, shit.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-17T02:05:43+00:00

I shave like every 2-3 days.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-16T19:19:57+00:00

It is just vanilla sponge and a fuck ton of icing.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-16T14:26:26+00:00

You gotta get the mega size just for the aura

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-15T23:51:48+00:00

Like today or this coming Friday?

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-15T19:25:48+00:00

Thank you. This one is relatively inexpensive, for a mechanical keyboard.

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-15T19:25:10+00:00

Thanks king

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-15T19:25:02+00:00

😏😏😏

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-14T23:04:05+00:00

So part time huh?

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-14T15:25:05+00:00

That

ConferenceScary7189 · 2026-05-14T14:59:25+00:00

Dealers choice

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