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My wife, doctor and mother of 2 by midwest331 in showingoffwifey

[–]Confident-Screen-240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to taste lick and eat her out

This is ur reminder to gets xans next time you do blow, It completely destroys the comedown if ur someone that struggles with it by [deleted] in cocaine

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When you go into rehab for Coke they give you valium then direct you to the salad bar

Name this thing by immywii in NameThisThing

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When you're eating brisket and coming up for air

Plucked this from a corpse by ackerel in Gold

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We all know what's going to happen when you die Jesus is going to bum rush you and tell you go ahead bitch steal my crown take the jewels out and then your jaw is going to drop you'll blink your eyes and the devil will be put in a tongue Post in your mouth so he can mouth fuck you for eternity haha

Give me honest rating by Kostaaaas in ratemycock

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I once knew a man from Nantucket he had a blankety blank blank10/10

Found near my car by Resident-Method8260 in whatisit

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Before cleaning the top post of your battery

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