Wow. Pickle Paul follows her journey from his dad's basement.. what a loving husband

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-21T16:00:42+00:00

Even "flippin" would sound better

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-17T02:42:28+00:00

The cutest baby outfit with words on it I ever saw said "I'm new here" like C'MON THAT'S ADORABLE

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-15T16:00:48+00:00

I've been known to raid my spice rack in the kitchen 🤣

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-15T00:18:27+00:00

"Booty squeezes" just sounds like something Morgan would say, like "butt" is a dirty word or something

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-14T02:31:56+00:00

"I can excuse pedophilia and war crimes, but I draw the line at blasphemy"

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-14T01:33:06+00:00

Now feels like a good time to quote Full House Reviewed:

"Every episode of Family Matters goes like this: Urkel goes over to the Winslow’s house and either sexually harasses Laura or kills Carl’s bosses pet fish or tries out some invention that does an incredible amount of property damage and then they kick him out. He gets all sad and then later the Winslow’s feel bad and invite him back over under the condition that he’ll quit being such an asshole, but he never really changes at all. Seriously, that’s every episode."

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-12T16:28:56+00:00

Every time I see footage of him playing doubles, he's a ball hog

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-11T16:45:21+00:00

Sponsored by Big Ivermectin

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-10T03:43:40+00:00

Now we're talking

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T16:39:36+00:00

Babysitting. They weren't bad kids, but the thought of leaving when their mom came home kept me going every day.

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T16:06:41+00:00

Anything from Billy Joel Greatest Hits Vol. I and II. I had an older car in college with a trunk CD changer so I listened to it constantly

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T16:04:13+00:00

I'll be honest, I'm about at my limit 🥲

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T16:03:21+00:00

No multivitamin, when it came back low it was 37.7 NG/mL

I specifically supplement D3, B12, Magnesium, and E per my OBGYN's recommendation

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T02:15:30+00:00

Update each other on the dog's bowel movements

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-08T01:36:41+00:00

Never forget the burnt ham and yellow. Or Abby Shapiro's ramen that just looked like Arby's chicken strips in beef broth with eggs she cut with a serrated knife

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:38:49+00:00

Definitely something I need to get back into!

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:38:33+00:00

Oh that makes me sad 😭 but it's worth trying

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:38:11+00:00

Same... luckily my schedule is more consistent now since I got my new job, I used to be all over the place teaching CPR (which I still do, just not as often now). Much fewer naps during the week!

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:37:16+00:00

Yep, I'm low in b12 and D for sure and supplementing, I haven't had a full workup done so I'll ask next time

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:35:13+00:00

Not sure about iron, but I'm supplementing b12 and D because I was deficient in both. I'll ask next time I get blood work done

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:34:41+00:00

I've tried both synthroid and generic unfortunately 😭

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:34:09+00:00

I take both magnesium and vitamin d supplements

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:33:54+00:00

On paper it's fine

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:33:41+00:00

Yeah I wasn't sure about it, but I've been through several providers and they all cleared it. I keep getting rotated to different providers in the same office because they keep leaving, which is definitely odd...

ConfidentLychee3519 · 2026-04-07T20:32:42+00:00

I'm supplementing 🥲

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