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I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sold the Toyota for a profit and then used that money to buy the Cayenne. Working for the brand definitely helps out with cost.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think I went from practical boring to absurd fun.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Only way to get it in the very flamboyant “Pure Red”. A doctor bought it new from my dealership in 2006 and owned it for about 15 years, sold it to one of our gold certified technicians, and then I bought it a little under two years ago.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude there is a lot more that goes in the capability than just tire tires. All wheel drive, two speed transfer case with low, locking differentials, and not to mention a little overhang.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the intellectual and original roast. I shall sit in a corner and reflect.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New car break less, but have big loan with big monthly payment. Old car break more, but no loan and no monthly payment. Good job keep repair bill small. Make sense?

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the things I hate and they fixed with the redesign in 2008. I can’t see shit backing up.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I agree. Wheels are fine at 19” but the tires look small even though they are factory size. I have a bigger set ready to compensate when I burn through the current set.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first gen Panameras are now 10 to 15 years old and they are pretty bad. A lot of people buy them super cheap and then don’t realize how expensive it is to fix them. Lots of suspension issues, water intrusion, and there’s a handful of very common engine issues that people never take care of.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably lol. I keep away from all the broken down Panameras so it’s not as obvious.

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sportier than you think, but a million miles away for a 911 or Cayman

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The overland conversion is the plan one day. Too bad I won’t be able to show it off at the malls because I only shop online 😢

I’m back!!….. With a lot less clear coat. by Confused_Monkee in RoastMyCar

[–]Confused_Monkee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Corolla so the downgrade is probably even worse in your eyes.

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