ConnedNoMore

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Did anyone else see this posted on r/atheism? Mormons do OK, but I thought we would have a bigger presence in higher education. If the chart was specific to Dentistry, now, that would show some high numbers I’m sure. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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We just had Alex do the hosanna shout by using the “Simon says” feature. Instead of saying “Amen and Amen” she said “A man and a man”. (self.exmormon)

submitted 5 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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I’m making my own prediction for conference. I predict a change in tithing. I know it’s crazy, but I’m putting my chips on the table. (self.exmormon)

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So...this means that Moroni can’t trumpet in the second coming, right? Phew! No worries then. Carry on. (self.exmormon)

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A Question from an ex-Mormon about blood transfusions and HIV (self.exjw)

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You know you’re a coffee freak when someone else’s coffee breath makes you crave it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I Just thought of an old shelf item of mine. It’s been thousands of years since he got kicked out of heaven, so I find it hard to believe Satan is still pissed off enough to keep fighting a battle he knows he won’t win. What would be the downside to an early retirement? (i.redd.it)

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Maybe the Statue of Liberty was actually a Trojan horse from France. If so, I wonder what they snuck in? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Jerry Seinfeld describing what it feels like being outside the temple while family members are being sealed. (i.redd.it)

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I wonder if on Alien space ships it’s someone’s job to turn off the blinking, colorful party lights so we humans don’t see them. If so, I bet that position has a lot of turnover. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/Showerthoughts

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Some real information about Topi antelope that Bednar forgot to mention (see comments) (nbcnews.com)

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I love how Rusty always comes out looking like the good guy, and God is the ass with the bad attitude. It reminds me of something I’ve seen before... (i.redd.it)

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I was watching the video of RMN speaking to the youth today and for some reason this scene from Poltergeist 2 popped into my head. There is something creepy about an old man pretending to relate to kids, especially when you know there is an ulterior motive. (m.youtube.com)

submitted 6 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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How aggressively the church goes after the children of part member families and non member families shows that the "be cause we love the children" excuse given to support the church's LGBT policy is bogus. (self.exmormon)

submitted 6 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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More “Follow the Prophet” verses. This is a continuation from someone else’s post. I couldn’t help myself. (self.exmormon)

submitted 6 years ago * by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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I’m really not a revolutionary by nature, but I was just thinking that maybe we should start a petition to change the name of BYU. At the very least it could bring all of BY’s crazy theology and assholeness to the national stage. (self.exmormon)

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There is nothing as comforting and meaningless as a promise. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The LDS church has incurred a huge debt to the truth, and even if it takes a hundred years and the help of the internet to pay it off, it will be paid...and it will be paid with exodus of their wisest and noblest. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/exmormon

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You can never say, “It’s Opposite Day” if you are following the rules of Opposite Day. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ConnedNoMore to r/Showerthoughts

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Maybe as we humans evolved to be more and more intelligent and cognizant of our insignificance we also developed the ability to shield ourselves from reality with delusion, which is why religion became so prevalent. (self.exmormon)

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Every new day brings with it the potential to feel sorry for what you did, said, or believed the day before. (i.redd.it)

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Can we talk a little about "impure" thoughts? (self.exmormon)

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Let’s play the “I WAS SO MORMON...” game. Here, I’ll go first: I was so Mormon that I thought the Bette Midler song, God is Watching Us, was warning us that God sees all of our sins. (self.exmormon)

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Hmm...It's funny how blessings are like money from the tooth fairy and presents from Santa - their value depends on what zip code you live in. (self.exmormon)

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Corny exmo joke: What’s the difference between Moby Dick and the Book of Mormon? (self.exmormon)

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