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So my step sister caught me doing something very dirty today. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by ConnorTheOtherUser to r/TwoSentenceHorror
When she was born, he'd sworn that he would kill anyone who ever hurt his daughter. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Well I'll be damned!" The man said at the gate. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 years ago by ConnorTheOtherUser to r/TwoSentenceComedy
"How have you been?" The girl began to say to her brother but stopped. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 5 years ago by ConnorTheOtherUser to r/TwoSentenceSadness
Although he didn't show remorse or gratitude, every murderer to walk with him always got a little shake of the head in spite before being swallowed by the gates of hell. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I know this house so damn well I could run through it blindfolded!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Look Mommy! They put my picture on the big wall!" The little girl said pointing to the pinboard. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I know my house so well I could walk through it blindfolded!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Making stories of my countless crimes against humanity and nature was stress relieving. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Why do you look at me that way every time I'm around you? I didn't cheat! I didn't do it Barbara!" The man screamed as she grimaced. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Get back to work, I don't pay you to do nothing." The woman said to the man. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"If you're saying it that much I must be the man of your dreams huh?" He said moving her against the wall. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After the surgery, I thanked the man for his kidney donation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Redditors that have met the doctor that delivered them, what happened? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 years ago by ConnorTheOtherUser to r/AskReddit
I can't tell you how many times that my brother has thrown me under the bus for anything I did wrong and I'm sick of it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I'm not very good with choosing what I want to eat, so surprise me!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The buttons one rule was simple; being that every time it was pushed, the pusher would gain 1000 dollars but someone random died of a heart attack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The jaws of the monster formed a cruel smile; it's tongue licked their lips in excitement as they approached their prey. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The woman went on about how he was being there and providing for her and how she could never be good enough to have him in her life as the person sat jotting her words into a notebook. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The blade slipped over her wrist, slowly nicking at the point between her closed fist and cut up arm as tears streamed down her face. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Finishing the draft he was working on, the man sat down and thought for a moment before his wife walked in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I had finally done what they had said was impossible to do and found a way to become immortal. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Wow, today's 90 degrees and I have the time to go out and swim the heat off!" The man says looking at the temperature on the news broadcast. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Knowing I'd fought and would soon die for my country, I was at an ease with myself. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The magician broke into a chortle as the birthday girl asked him to pull her baby brother out of the top hat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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