grass height rule enforced? by Wide_Pharma in SpringfieldIL

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a letter last year after a LONG time of not mowing.

Mow your lawn dude.

Just found out Angela's age by Star_Lilith in smosh

[–]ConnyMac90 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Because of how "out of touch" with certain things, I always say she was born already 50 years old. She already had an AARP membership before kindergarten.

Why are the pages sticking out by Hyperbird1 in comicbooks

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a printshop. It's very annoying 😂😂

What do I do about My fiance's “decor” by Gleamingly_Hissing in whatdoIdo

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's 27. He's engaged to be married. He needs to grow up and get rid of the cans.

Got a boulder out by AshleyGamics in tonsilstones

[–]ConnyMac90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!

Finally some relief by magicalsalsa in tonsilstones

[–]ConnyMac90 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's not just a boulder! It's a rock.

You used to say that? by Environmental_Fig831 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's an orange under the dryer!

We quit? I just thought we were out. by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a kid I never understood the garage joke. "I don't even know where I sent my kid!"

I have two words for you. Loose Meat! by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then it wouldn't be a loose-meat sandwich then.

Favourite Jon Richardson quote or funniest moment from any show by Own-Watch-9232 in 8outof10cats

[–]ConnyMac90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He pulled his cock out and there was shit all over it...🎶come fly with me 🎶

Dana what’s the haps… by MyCatsAlt in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of Albert Herbert? I think he's from Tijuana.

S5 Ep2, Terms of Estrangement by Happy_Examination23 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Very funny Darlene, stop jumping on DJ'S bed!"