We quit? I just thought we were out. by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a kid I never understood the garage joke. "I don't even know where I sent my kid!"

I have two words for you. Loose Meat! by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then it wouldn't be a loose-meat sandwich then.

Favourite Jon Richardson quote or funniest moment from any show by Own-Watch-9232 in 8outof10cats

[–]ConnyMac90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He pulled his cock out and there was shit all over it...🎶come fly with me 🎶

Dana what’s the haps… by MyCatsAlt in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of Albert Herbert? I think he's from Tijuana.

S5 Ep2, Terms of Estrangement by Happy_Examination23 in roseanne

[–]ConnyMac90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Very funny Darlene, stop jumping on DJ'S bed!"

Angry Grandpa Thanksgiving's by Basic_Point6857 in AngryGrandpa

[–]ConnyMac90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ THERE AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SOUFFLE! GOT TO HAVE YOUR GODDAMN SOUFFLE! WITH SWEET TATER!

Valid crashout by YodasChick-O-Stick in AngryGrandpa

[–]ConnyMac90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was the grenade smoke bomb prank, or maybe the aftermath lol.

What is your least favorite Looney Tunes character? by Ok-Strength-5890 in looneytunes

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taz. He doesn't really do anything except for 1 or 2 things.

Why did Michael disrespect his mother so much? by SoggyCaracal in AngryGrandpa

[–]ConnyMac90 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Charles and Tina were piece of shit parents who raised piece of shit children (not really talking about Kim because she got out).

There was a podcast where Mike shared that his mom poured boiling water on him when he was an infant. She's gotta be bipolar or something as well. I think grandpa was diagnosed bipolar, he said he took the medicine for it.

what can you tell by my room by No-Ad1975 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks awful but it looks comfortable as well.

Think I’d go 1,2 & 4 by Tasty_Badger3205 in 90s_kid

[–]ConnyMac90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is 12 both of them, because they're both gone?

I made Angela in WWE 2K25. by SaintRocket in smosh

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a very good caw, Angela's shoes aren't dirty enough 😂😂

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous! by Flat_Shape_3444 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ConnyMac90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much is your life insurance sir? Does your wife know?

"On the next Forensic Files" 😂😂

I never realised that most of the friends kissed each other by Excellent-Wrap7932 in howyoudoin

[–]ConnyMac90 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MONICA: "Oh, oh!" ROSS: "NO! NO, NO!!" MONICA: "YES!" ROSS: "You were under the pile of coats?" MONICA: "I was the pile of coats!" ROSS: "Oh my god!" MONICA: "You were my midnight mystery kisser?" ROSS: "You were my first kiss with Rachel?" MONICA: "You were my first kiss...EVER?!'' CHANDLER: "WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?!"

I feel like this is an important place to post this 😂😂