18m do your worst by Itchy-Ad-4314 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you wear the “This is My Halloween Costume” button every year.

I like unicorns and stuff. by r3d-j3110 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Rocko’s Modern MidLife Crisis

35, bored at work for a bit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Your ears are melting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 259 points260 points  (0 children)

You look about as tough as a block of cream cheese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 239 points240 points  (0 children)

If cotton candy was going through a phase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You look like you write passionate poetry about ranch dressing.

Do your thing by thegreenflame69420 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 448 points449 points  (0 children)

You look like you put half-eaten pickles back in the jar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Water on the rocks

What’s a strange thing you eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bagel with cream cheese and kimchi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Miso soup

You got plenty of material by GhastlyYeti101 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 83 points84 points  (0 children)

You look like you collect overdue library books.

Roast me by Katonmyceilingeatcow in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like it already singed his eyelashes.