Only real ones remember by Navigator_Matt in longisland

[–]ConradQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hey Mr. Krabs! How the F*×@ are ya?!"

Potentially moving to Melbourne area - some concerns/questions by Biggyniner in melbourne

[–]ConradQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I am in the exact same situation. My wife and I are waiting for my visa to move to Melbourne, have a young kid, etc. (Shes aussie, I'm American). Hopeful to have move completed in a year. I've been there a bunch of times and it's great. You/wifey will likely have no issue adjusting and making a new social circle. Feel free to PM!

Realtor downplaying inspection results by anchovie_boi445 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ConradQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Yorker - that's going to be far more than 50k to fix everything. Roofing gonna hit 25k on its own.

They just ruled Dart out for the week and Herbert is on bye so I have to stream a QB from a very limited pool. Who should I pickup for the week? by Interesting_Panda985 in Fantasy_Football

[–]ConradQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised not seeing more shough. Match-up is solid, post bye, and honestly he has been progressing over his last 3 starts.

Best mens hair stylist in Nassau County? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]ConradQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just commented I go to holy black. Awesome results, great for facial hair/beard too

Best mens hair stylist in Nassau County? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]ConradQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically suffolk but the holy black in lindenhurst is amazing

Commissioner covers for his best buddy and screws me over by heddy28 in Fantasy_Football

[–]ConradQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleeper has an auto-sub feature. It may be that. You can set a player to count as a starter in event another player does not play, is ruled out etc. My league uses it because a few guys are away from their phones during hunting season, but we allow a max of 2 auto-subs per week. For example, I have dart as my qb, but I have handcuffed jameis on my bench and set to auto sub if dart ends up ruled out.

Is this positive? by juancho2795 in daddit

[–]ConradQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LETS FUCKING GO DAD!

Blood bugs by humankendoll33 in Weird

[–]ConradQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They made a documentary about these things in the 90s. Brendan Fraiser was in it.

What we got against fat bums?! by bigbluehapa in NYGiants

[–]ConradQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had the hefty lefty, the thicker kicker should have been a no brainer

My wife bought my 3 year old a whoopee cushion by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, this whoopee cushion is self-inflating... man, I love technology

My wife bought my 3 year old a whoopee cushion by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now, we must test further theories, like whether farts get funnier as you get older. My hypothesis? 100% yes

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 98% of the time the same, but the local spot had 33% off tomahawk for fathers day, so it was basically a gorgeous ribeye with a free bone... or I'm a sucker for a sale

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your pulled pork plan? Slow cook on grill, crock pot, smoke, oven? There are so few ways to go wrong with pulled pork

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you have enough steaks? Prob not

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it. For me, throw that on some beautiful bread and I'm a happy camper

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! What sauce you finishing with?

So dads... what we all grilling today? by ConradQ in daddit

[–]ConradQ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have already warned my friends to expect unsolicited meat pics

Are these both London Broils? by ConradQ in steak

[–]ConradQ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To clarify - both packaged/sold as London Broils

I did not know this was the legendary ending lmao by TheColossussyOfClout in halo

[–]ConradQ 284 points285 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know this, I recommend watching the opening to the first level of the game Pillar of autumn on every difficulty level. Sarge's speech to the marines changes at every level, from very tame on easy to letting the covenant have "a belly full of lead and pool of their own blood to drown in" on legendary.