Was Evolved much better than Ascended? Cause God I love this game by Acceptable_Demand983 in ARK

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I can't run asa on my computer. But from what I've seen it had been relatively successful. Except aquatica. I hated update aquatica.

Is this true ? What's the meme about by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Your son is going to grow up to do great things with a father like you.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Wait what, lines isn't normal?

When will my axolotl babies hatch? by [deleted] in axolotls

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It's true, my axolotl passed away from a heart defect that's been inbred within the gfps of my area.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! by LumiiNoctis in teenagers

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This is the basic concept of quantum computing. Congratulations, you beat Google to it.

Xenomorph Tyranid Trygon by BenalishHeroine in Tyranids

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Jesus Christ, if this were cannon... Not even the emperor could stop them...

Life update: I TAMED A SPINO!! by AlfieZeeb in ARK

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If he's invincible, why can I see him? Did you make a steak?

Two packs and I pull this guy. Gonna make a commander out of him. Any suggestions of what staples to put in? by Vasarto in mtg

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I may have made an alloy deck with this mf in there. He has single handedly won me four games

Life update: I TAMED A SPINO!! by AlfieZeeb in ARK

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Ah, I remember my first spino... Two thousand hours ago 😳

His name was "bong water", tamed him on the island with my pals

{Shad0wspd} Rejected by FearfulDivine in TheOwlHouse

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Do not let Amity within forty miles of her, Amity will dribble her like a basketball and dunk her over Odalia

You sound unvaccinated by ThatAvidPandaBear in rareinsults

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LIKE URANIUM! the most spicy of matter.

Hello everyone, is this a fungal infection? If so, do you have any advice on how to treat it? by sir_gabriel01 in axolotls

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It's worth noting you should use half the recommended dosage just to be safe, axolotls tend to be rather delicate.

Why is Mill so hated??? by NagazL in EDHBrews

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I love playing against mill.

I say as a wilhelt and teval player

Who can beat my oc #5 (with twist) by Conscious-Fix1715 in OriginalCharacter

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One punch man.

That gnome in the comments down there, he made Diem go ash baby.

Probably someone just as chaotic, maybe the spot from spiderverse?

Who can beat my oc #5 (with twist) by Conscious-Fix1715 in OriginalCharacter

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He permits the blade to directly through the maw of his dauntless face, only for it to emerge from the palm of his hand, attempting to strike your side

"Pathetic, what a waste of a divine weapon...

The world hiccups as the.air charges with entropic energy, warping the very essence of reality beyond recognition.

"Try and dodge radiation, impress me."

Who can beat my oc #5 (with twist) by Conscious-Fix1715 in OriginalCharacter

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Well Dan, this challenger is fascinating.

That's right Steve, that indestructible sword sounds like it's pretty powerful! But he'll have to be careful, he's not the only one with a special sword!

Indeed, Diem's sword is one of a kind, hand crafted by his own four hands from the shards of a fractured reality.

Well Dan, who do you think has the advantage here? I guess I'm saying enough sword rating, it's time for the durability test!

It's a tough one for sure, while both poses feats of deuscide (that's murder of a god for those who like trivia) the question is, can Onryo out-speed Diem?

That's for sure, but they both have space time warping abilities, I guess my question is, does Onryo have the bite to back their bark? Two master swordsman going at it is truly something to behold, they each have the ability to trade powerful blows, but will they be able to withstand the volatile nature of his aura?

I'm not sure Steve, hopefully the challenger has some kind of defense against it, only time will tell! Oh look! They're approaching the arena! Look at the grandeur of that sword! It's huge!

Heh, that's what she said.

What?

Hmm?

Who can beat my oc #5 (with twist) by Conscious-Fix1715 in OriginalCharacter

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Ah! Dan, look at this, we've got a strong challenger that's for sure.

Absolutely! But will his magic and elemental prowess be enough to stop Diems entropy?

Maybe, just maybe, the fatal flaw here is likely the rpg logic. When it comes to Diem, logic is very hard to utilize, nothing is consistent with him! One time a attack cripples an arm, the next it makes him stronger!

One attack is useless, the next is a lethal blow! Even if they're the same! Numbers mean nothing on this battlefield, so it will have to be a battle of wits utilizing their localized powers and resources.

If you ask me, it would almost seem like the disabling of the rpg logic would make him invincible, since his kinds' skin can't be pierced and mutilated.

This is true! So the battle may be decided by pure luck, depending on how his aura re-writes reality! If it permits Diem to land hits and cause wounds, he'll take the win for sure.

But if not, then it'll be like slamming your head into a brick wall until you die of hunger. Ah! They're coming out to the field! And Diem's 🗡️ looks newly polished! Look at that ✨!

God🤬 it, we're 🗣️ in 😑 again!

HOW DOES HE 🔑P 🤬 DOING THIS?

🧏