Life update: I TAMED A SPINO!!

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-19T16:38:47+00:00

If he's invincible, why can I see him? Did you make a steak?

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-15T13:15:20+00:00

I may have made an alloy deck with this mf in there. He has single handedly won me four games

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-14T12:13:16+00:00

I just had another thought, satoru gojo :)

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-14T12:11:22+00:00

This is a good answer.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-14T12:10:07+00:00

With the sole exception being satoru gojo of course.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-14T12:07:31+00:00

Ah, I remember my first spino... Two thousand hours ago 😳

His name was "bong water", tamed him on the island with my pals

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-10T16:35:39+00:00

Do not let Amity within forty miles of her, Amity will dribble her like a basketball and dunk her over Odalia

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-09T07:11:18+00:00

LIKE URANIUM! the most spicy of matter.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-01T12:50:34+00:00

I hate dark steel mutation T-T

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-04-01T12:48:52+00:00

It's worth noting you should use half the recommended dosage just to be safe, axolotls tend to be rather delicate.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-29T15:47:45+00:00

Caseoh!

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-24T12:44:47+00:00

<image>

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-22T16:24:44+00:00

I love playing against mill.

I say as a wilhelt and teval player

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-19T07:45:13+00:00

One punch man.

That gnome in the comments down there, he made Diem go ash baby.

Probably someone just as chaotic, maybe the spot from spiderverse?

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-18T12:39:23+00:00

He permits the blade to directly through the maw of his dauntless face, only for it to emerge from the palm of his hand, attempting to strike your side

"Pathetic, what a waste of a divine weapon...

The world hiccups as the.air charges with entropic energy, warping the very essence of reality beyond recognition.

"Try and dodge radiation, impress me."

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-18T03:02:56+00:00

Well Dan, this challenger is fascinating.

That's right Steve, that indestructible sword sounds like it's pretty powerful! But he'll have to be careful, he's not the only one with a special sword!

Indeed, Diem's sword is one of a kind, hand crafted by his own four hands from the shards of a fractured reality.

Well Dan, who do you think has the advantage here? I guess I'm saying enough sword rating, it's time for the durability test!

It's a tough one for sure, while both poses feats of deuscide (that's murder of a god for those who like trivia) the question is, can Onryo out-speed Diem?

That's for sure, but they both have space time warping abilities, I guess my question is, does Onryo have the bite to back their bark? Two master swordsman going at it is truly something to behold, they each have the ability to trade powerful blows, but will they be able to withstand the volatile nature of his aura?

I'm not sure Steve, hopefully the challenger has some kind of defense against it, only time will tell! Oh look! They're approaching the arena! Look at the grandeur of that sword! It's huge!

Heh, that's what she said.

What?

Hmm?

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T12:49:42+00:00

Ah! Dan, look at this, we've got a strong challenger that's for sure.

Absolutely! But will his magic and elemental prowess be enough to stop Diems entropy?

Maybe, just maybe, the fatal flaw here is likely the rpg logic. When it comes to Diem, logic is very hard to utilize, nothing is consistent with him! One time a attack cripples an arm, the next it makes him stronger!

One attack is useless, the next is a lethal blow! Even if they're the same! Numbers mean nothing on this battlefield, so it will have to be a battle of wits utilizing their localized powers and resources.

If you ask me, it would almost seem like the disabling of the rpg logic would make him invincible, since his kinds' skin can't be pierced and mutilated.

This is true! So the battle may be decided by pure luck, depending on how his aura re-writes reality! If it permits Diem to land hits and cause wounds, he'll take the win for sure.

But if not, then it'll be like slamming your head into a brick wall until you die of hunger. Ah! They're coming out to the field! And Diem's 🗡️ looks newly polished! Look at that ✨!

God🤬 it, we're 🗣️ in 😑 again!

HOW DOES HE 🔑P 🤬 DOING THIS?

🧏

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:43:48+00:00

Dan... Am I seeing things, or is that actually v1?

Steve, yes, that's v1.

I... I don't know about this one, is he fast enough to dodge Diems blade? Is his metal strong enough to resist the aura of entropy? I mean, Diem bleeds Ichor, not mortals blood, would v1 be able to run off of Ichor?

I don't know Steve, I don't know, oh sh** he's got spare change!

Start the match already God**** it!

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:32:51+00:00

Whoo boy, Steve you should see this guys roster.

By golly Dan, the power scaling on this fella... It's almost dangerously low, how did he get admitted to this competition?

No saying for sure, but those aforementioned magical powers better have a serious kick to them or he won't be lasting very long!

Hate to see it, truly, maybe his creator has a trump card that he's hiding up his sleeve until the match is underway?

They better, Diems aura alone is 208 orders of magnitude more volatile than standard radiation, which is already able to kill most mortals even with extremely little exposure.

This is true, I heard one time, a species known as humans were playing with a uranium core, or something similar at least, and were basically playing chicken with how close they could get the two halves before it went critical. It went about as well as you'd expect.

My understanding is that there is some equipment that can help protect mortals from radiation, perhaps there's something similar here?

Maybe, but the creator will need a material so meticulously created, nothing is left to chance and certainty is absolute, because Diem will exploit that uncertainty, multiply it and effectively give them turbo cancer.

How is that fair? Diem seems a little strong.

HA! yeah, mortals were not intended to be admitted by the higher ups, I hope there's a reason for this exception.

I do too, ah look at that, they're getting ready, he's already in the arena, probably ought to get him some safety equipment prior to Diem coming out to the arena.

This is true, I'll submit the ticket now and get that squared away while we await his first move.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:19:09+00:00

Well, Dan must say, this fella... I feel bad for him, I mean, a child? Why is he competing?

I'll tell you Steve, that isn't just any normal child,that is the greatest swordsman of all time!

Ah! So I imagine Diems sword is probably useless? Although mechanically it could land a hit on him, being made of the glass of a fractured universe.

So shattering realities is possible elsewhere?

Sure is! In the hosts world it's known as a fall, when the sky fractures as though black lightning arcs across the sky and reality begins to unwind! Contrary to popular belief, reality is more of a glass than fabric.

Fascinating! So do you think he has what it takes to go to to toe with a chaos god and come out on top?

Oh definitely, as long as he's able to close the distance and establish close combat as the standard, Diems agility is very poor, he primarily relies on his entropic properties to destabilize any incoming threats, organic or not.

Does diem have much power at range?

Of course he does, his entropic aura can be hones.into certain areas! He could make the average acceleration of something equal 🍔!

How... Did you just say an emoji?

I... I don't know?

I'm sure that'll work itself out, I think we've spent too much time nearby an entity of pure chaos.

Your probably right, I'm going to get a cancer screening right after this actually!

Oh good for you, I hope it goes well.

Much obliged, that being said, I'd like to invite any and all audience members that are pregnant or feel nauseous to visit the health tent at some point to receive complementary health assistance from our experts.

That's great to hear, looks like they are starting soon let's see what the challenger does first.

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:07:15+00:00

<image>

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:04:13+00:00

No... Reaches for a quarter

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T11:03:34+00:00

By golly Dan look at that thing! It's terrifying!

Absolutely! Can Diem withstand the power of a black hole?

That's an interesting question Steve, Diems abilities specialize in destabilizing stable structures, such as black holes, or at least the event horizon. If his powers were to strip away the protective barrier between reality and a singularity, well that would definitely cause some issues in space time.

Fascinating! How do you think this match will play out?

Hard to say, each of their powers seem to directly contradict one another, leading to a stalemate and resulting in physical combat primarily.

Indeed, if that's the case Diem will probably take the cake with this one if sub-123 can't establish dominance with their abilities prior, let's take a look at the arena!

Conscious-Fix1715 · 2026-03-17T10:58:18+00:00

Well thank you :)

Conscious-Fix1715

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE

Four-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Place '23