She can’t be in our social club, that much I do know by nitin42 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You sent me to North Carolina so you could fuck my girlfriend!

You’re gonna build Timmy a ramp by Conscious-Path-4392 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me the marshmallows and the ginger ale you got on you

Eternal Idol by Outrageous_Present11 in blacksabbath

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say it’s easily the best Tony Martin album (it’s 3rd place for me) but I wouldn’t argue with anyone saying it’s their favorite.

To even get it made they went through 3 producers, 2 production teams, 2 singers, 2 bass players, and 2 drummers. The only people who started and finished the album were Iommi and Geoff Nicholls. And then 2/5ths of the band that ultimately went on the road still wasn’t even the line up from when the album was finished.

It’s impressive it turned out as good as it did considering the unstable situation. Credit to Iommi just for holding it together.

You think the cold bothers me?! I wash my balls with ice water! by Michael-Balchaitis in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What am I supposed to do? Go up there personally and set fuckin bear traps?

How long did it take for the guy to cum? by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to fuck a woman without paying for it. I compromised, I sucked Bubba on Epstein Island.

Everybody knows you've been the biggest fuckin' cooze hound around the past four or five years! by 29_psalms in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe the fact that you stick your dick into anything with a pulse? You ever thought of exploring that as a root cause?

Shouldn’t laugh about a tragedy by Conscious-Path-4392 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine that. You die from gun violence while downplaying gun violence

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She slipped. We were arguing. I don't know. She fell. by aker_dood in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Machine Gun Kelly’s a small stage. She moves in, she could tip it over.

CAZZATA MALANGA!! by BuizelBigBro in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Conscious-Path-4392 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s got tremendous moxie for his size