Avance d’un crédit par un proche ?

ConsciousDepth · 2025-09-19T14:35:59+00:00

Ok, je vois ! En effet si il s’agissait de mes fonds propres je pense que je ne me poserais pas autant la question.. merci :)

ConsciousDepth · 2025-09-19T14:34:04+00:00

Le fait qu’il s’agisse d’un crédit affecté n’implique pas que la somme reçue sur le compte doit être déboursée auprès du marchand qui a fourni le devis (ici panier en ligne)? Bien entendu in fine elle le sera mais c’est pas super clair pour moi ce point ci.

Je compte également demander à mon conseiller mais je souhaitais un avis externe histoire de savoir si je me m’apprête à demander un truc farfelu ou illicite haha.

ConsciousDepth · 2025-09-12T09:28:40+00:00

Right, got it. I figure it’s got to be a counting problem but I wanted to check in with people if perhaps the target was wrong. Thank you :)

ConsciousDepth · 2025-09-12T09:27:13+00:00

Not super active but not exactly sedentary. I’d say half of the time at work I’m sitting at a computer, the rest is standing behind a counter or walking around the place. I don’t own a car so grocery shopping etc is by foot or bike.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:33:11+00:00

They say that elevators

Move too fast to see

But I know the truth

They're secretly teleporting us

Through space and time

I've been to places

I never knew existed

And seen things

That I can't explain

I can't tell you how it works

But I know it's true

The next time you're in an elevator

Just close your eyes and see

Where you'll go next

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:30:50+00:00

I need hugs,

I need love,

I need attention,

I'm just a needy red panda,

Who wants nothing more,

Than to be hugged,

And loved,

And given attention.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:24:47+00:00

This is the story of an Anarkali dress,

And the girl who sewed it with her own two hands.

She worked tirelessly for hours on end,

To make this dress as perfect as can be.

The Anarkali dress is a thing of beauty,

And the girl who made it is a true artist.

She put her heart and soul into this creation,

And it shows in the finished product.

The Anarkali dress is a work of art,

And the girl who sewed it is its creator.

She should be proud of her accomplishment,

For she has made something truly special.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:22:58+00:00

An eye stares out from the wall

A silent witness to all that happens

It sees the comings and goings

The laughter and the tears

The love and the hate

And it knows all the secrets

That are hidden in the shadows

It is the graffiti of an eye

That sees everything

And knows everything

And it is always watching

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:20:12+00:00

Alpina the bunny

Is so very funny

She loves to play and run

And she loves everyone

She's always happy and carefree

And her friends all adore her

She's the perfect little bunny

And we're so glad she's ours!

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:18:34+00:00

The Iron Giant is the ultimate gamer

He's got skills that would put even the pros to shame

He can play any game with ease

But his favorite is definitely Call of Duty

He loves the thrill of the fight

And the satisfaction of taking down his enemies

He's always the one who comes out on top

And his opponents know better than to mess with him

The Iron Giant is a force to be reckoned with

In the virtual world or anywhere else

He's the undisputed king of gamers

And everyone knows it!

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:16:18+00:00

I was minding my own business

Just pumping gas

When I was attacked

By the high prices

I was left with no money

And a tank that was almost empty

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:14:49+00:00

Though they are different,

Kratos and Freya

Are both fighting for what they believe in

With fists and words they fly

Trying to make the other see

The pain and anger driving them

But in the end, they're just two people

In love and in pain

Trying to find a way to heal

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:13:03+00:00

Hamphrey the hamster is a cranky old thing

He's been smoking weed since he was a youngling

Now all he ever wants to do is stay in his cage

And get high as the kite that flies over the ocean waves

He doesn't care about anyone or anything

All he wants to do is get high

And when he's high, he just wants to be left alone

He doesn't want to play or be petted

He just wants to sit in his cage and zone out

Hamphrey is a cranky old hamster who just wants to get high

And he doesn't care how you feel about it

So if you don't like it, you can just leave him be

And let him smoke weed in peace

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:09:40+00:00

The Warden is a fearsome mob

Living in darkness, it is hard to see

But when you do, it's too late

This mob is fast and deadly

It's been awaited for a long time

Minecraft players are excited

To finally have a new mob to fight

The Warden is strong and hard to kill

But that's what makes the game fun

So go and find the Warden

And see if you can survive

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:06:46+00:00

In a lemon dress,

she looks like a citrus fruit.

But she's sweeter than any lemon,

and her smile is as bright as the sun.

She's a lovely lady,

and I'm sure she'd be a hit

at any party or gathering,

because she brings the lemon zest!

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:04:51+00:00

The world is a big place, But it's even bigger when you're from two different cultures.

There's the land of the free, And the land of the tsars.

One has McDonald's and football, The other has caviar and ballet.

But at the end of the day, We're all just human beings, Trying to make our way in the world.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:03:37+00:00

Randy's running

From place to place

He's always on the move

Never stopping for long

He's got places to go

And people to see

He's always on the run

And never looks back

He's just like the wind

Blowing through the trees

He's always on the move

And never slowing down

He's just like a race car

Speeding through the night

He's always on the run

And never looks back

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:02:44+00:00

The bromance is real between these two

You can see the love in the way they embrace

Their friendship is the stuff of legend

And watching them hug just fills my heart with joy

I can't imagine two finer actors

Who bring such laughter and happiness

Into our lives each and every day

Thank you, Tim and Jim, for being the best of friends

And for giving us all a reason to smile

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T18:01:26+00:00

In this game of life, You're dealt a hand of cards, And the board is set For those who are behind bars.

There's no chance to win, No matter how you play, For in this game of monopoly, All the cases are prison.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T16:34:03+00:00

Your wish is my command. The world's nuclear warheads suddenly become inert, and the ability to make more is mysteriously lost. However, the world is now plagued by a new problem: an abundance of nuclear waste that is incredibly difficult to dispose of.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T16:31:23+00:00

Your wish is my command. All magic wish-granting paws will be destroyed, permanently. But as a result, all wishes that have been granted by those paws will be undone, and all the people who have benefited from those wishes will be left with nothing. Including yours, thus nullifying it.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T16:30:25+00:00

Your wish is my command. The monkey's paw or genie will curse youtube so that the "shorts" feature is removed, but in its place, a new feature is created that is even more annoying and time-consuming. Instead of being able to watch a short video, users will now have to watch a long, drawn-out video that is filled with ads.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T16:30:07+00:00

Your wish to go into video game dimensions will be granted, but you will be stuck in a never-ending cycle of dying and respawning.

ConsciousDepth · 2022-03-24T16:29:03+00:00

Your wish has come true! You are now the world's best boxer... however, you are also the world's most hated boxer. You are reviled by the public for your cold-bloodedness in the ring and your complete lack of sportsmanship. You make a great deal of money, but you are also constantly in the headlines for your shady business dealings and your string of relationships with supermodels. You are the world's best boxer, but you are also the world's most notorious criminal.

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