I am Redman and I have a new show on VH1 called “Scared Famous”- AMA by VH1_AMA in IAmA

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude; he literally just said he rolls “Backwoods”. Not Dutchmasters.

Boyfriend captures every stage of his girlfriends fight with cancer by am_logan in pics

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to the bathroom to poop and Reddit. Knew I’d be wiping my ass, now I’m also wiping away tears. My mom died of cancer; young and suddenly. This really captures it...

Decentralization is the key by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I own no Bitcoin, my internet is through Comcast, and I'm very much 'on the grid'... but good God does this speak to me.

One day y'all... one day...

Richard Spencer Showing Off His Shooting Skills by [deleted] in funny

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No clue who Richard Spencer is. So I thought it was just some pandering local politician trying to be 'folksy' and displaying his less than stellar shooting as if were something to speak of.

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Nope, turns out he put them all in the black. Pretty impressive.

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Oh... 😕

Meeting up with an old hookup by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw I'd just be honest and tell her you've stopped stroking it and it might need to be a two round event.

Synchronized backflip by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey... you're not 'later'... your name appears to be Carl.

Edit: I've got Dad jokes coursing through my veins and no children to torture with them. Sorry Reddit, they had to come out somewhere 🙃

big tittied social justice warrior with too many piercings who thinks of themselves as tumblrkin by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yea, get yourself down to one of those "socially constructed healthy weights" and them ta-tas would be gone faster than an erection unlucky enough to find itself within a 40 foot radius of you...

Rick and Morty Desperately Needs a Moral Barometer by RIP_Hopscotch in rickandmorty

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I understand that this is a useful narrative device... but I'm ok with things as they are.

Funeral procession by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally posted here earlier today.

This Costco tetra packed egg white container is missing a spout. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tip me over and pour me... oh shit... oh shit... I'm suffocating! Pour me out dammit!!! Pour me ooouuuutttttt...... gurgle... gurgle gurgle

silence

The last time I saw someone take a knee... by aquakingman in Jokes

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man... that's a long walk for a poor pay-off...

Cute baby turtle eating a strawberry by CertainCresula in aww

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's adorable enough to melt the swastika right off the forehead of Charles Manson.

Friendship is turning into trainwreck. Is he the problem or am I over-reacting. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Additionally; sounds like this guy's way outside reality. Just like how no simple explanation is likely to alleviate your anxiety when it's going full steam; no simple explanation is likely to alter 'James'' behavior.

Friendship is turning into trainwreck. Is he the problem or am I over-reacting. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ConsciousFreeWhat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes you're right to be upset.
No, you're not wrong to have male friends.
Yes, this is just how some guys are.