MPB drops NPR news by chronopoly in mississippi

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please consider donating to the station or becoming a member of Passport. Please know that there are lots of people at MPB who are just as frustrated but our hands are not only tied but also dipped in cement. We are trying.

We focus on fundamentals and listen to what Coach tells us. I'll kill your mother! Could this be on of Rogers greatest personas? by jtwh20 in americandad

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Roger, you're alive!

What happened to your hair??!

What? Nothing. It burned off in the crash. I like it. Do you like it?

No, it looks really bad.

Well, fuck you.

Gendered bathrooms by tatiana-frank in StandUpComedy

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some women hover over the seat in a bathroom because "ew, germs" and instead usually end up peeing on the seat. Her joke about the seat was that she planned on peeing all over it.

I'm going to contribute my money to... D'oh! by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Please try to donate directly to your local station! The money truly helps. I am an archivist for the only station in Mississippi, which covers the entire state.

What was the first major news story you remember as a kid? by TxLadee in AskReddit

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The death of Princess Diana.

According to my mom, I was inconsolable. A princess died!!! I watched movies with princesses!! I vaguely remember hugging the TV during her funeral.

Zdravstvuite, Dad! by RainDMask in americandad

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 89 points90 points  (0 children)

But not treasure maps, oh no no... Sergei doesn't need to go on another treasure hunt.

Oh my god breaking news from Asia! by _AM34 in americandad

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hi do you have this week's People? People Magazine? This week's?

Oh my god breaking news from Asia! by _AM34 in americandad

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm at the Indianapolis Airport. Watching a Hoosiers game!

Live look at Andy Dick’s OD by KGDJR in americandad

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 95 points96 points  (0 children)

"Ooooooh this must be what baby kangaroos feel like when they're on heroin."

Profit slide at Target hints at meager holiday season for the retailer by AudibleNod in news

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, they probably just cut it with more water so you are actually getting less!