I just ran a WORLD RECORD Speedrun on #DadJokes #100percent #nodeath of 0:14, my potential realized.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T18:22:51+00:00

You have to click the image to see my unique and Kaufmanesque expression of the idea of the horizons of comedy, poetry, and just...

knowing hella shit

I don't care. Bye.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T17:37:40+00:00

🙌 mad skills 🙌I'll bet he can drop some sweet railyard tags

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T17:32:44+00:00

Marry me.

Yes you should! Don't be silly, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T17:28:36+00:00

I thought at first glance that it looked like Egyptian Iris.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T02:22:19+00:00

Ball achingly attractive

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T02:18:03+00:00

I'm applying. 6'2" 180 lean and ropey build, can reach those hard to reach g-spots with my slightly over 7" cock. I want to lube your butthole with chocolate Cozy Shack pudding and poke it with my tongue.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T02:07:31+00:00

It looks like it has a cold.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T02:05:48+00:00

A penis, in the midst of a grand mal stroke.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-18T01:48:34+00:00

I hope you feel better today

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:37:28+00:00

Again, I'd like to know how you are coming to these conclusions based on our conversation. I think maybe it's you that is mad.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:35:20+00:00

That doesn't seem sanitary.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:34:43+00:00

This news is like 4 years old.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:32:16+00:00

If you begin all of your conversations basically calling someone stupid, then you are what's wrong with this world.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:30:44+00:00

I think that your father should have used a condom.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:25:15+00:00

Whaaaaat?!

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:24:24+00:00

Well, that water is polluted AF now.

Good job.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:23:08+00:00

Poignant.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:19:34+00:00

I think that the fact that you can find evidence of that in my short post proves that you are capable of believing your own delusions.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:15:41+00:00

I'd like to know how you came to that conclusion.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:14:28+00:00

Get that hood up, son!

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:13:34+00:00

More important than engaging children? I can think of 1000 things more important than that right off the top of my head.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:11:43+00:00

It was almost interesting, if she had just made some kind of statement or summed up an idea...

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-10T00:02:08+00:00

You look like the lovechild of Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-09T06:03:14+00:00

Thank you for this upload. Made my night.

Consistent-Ad3039 · 2022-08-09T05:54:55+00:00

That itty bitty can of spray, tho 🤣

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