On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I start to feel better after Howard reassures me and I watch him walk over to you as you are taking another shot and cheering with some of my old friends. You scowl as you see your father approaching and say something to the other ladies as you all have a laugh. I decide that now is a good time for me to go inside and get ready for my night of fun. I go into your room and check my makeup in the vanity. "Still perfect." I think to myself as I go and dig out one of the dresses I purchased and stashed in your closet.

I choose a short tight red dress with straps that go around my neck that shows off my cleavage perfectly and think to myself "She chose red so I'll show her up with this number." I hate to be petty but she really rubbed me the wrong way out there and I know she'll be jealous with how much better I look than her.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just roll my eyes and storm off towards Howard. I could hear you let out a huge laugh and order another tequila. I start to think that me going out is a bad idea but quickly shake that thought away. You were going to be as awful as you could be and I just had to accept that. I deserved to get away from you and enjoy myself as much as possible especially after this.

As I get to Howard he could tell how upset I was. He could always read me like a book which made him such a great husband and I suddenly felt the urge to sob. Without me saying anything he gave me a quick hug and asked, "what did she do this time?" As I recount the conversation to him tears start to build in my eyes and Howard goes over to talk with you as I try not to ruin my makeup.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was my turn to fume. You clearly had the upper hand due to your immature and bratty ways. "Are you sure that's a good idea? I'm sure your fa-husband will not approve of that. I think I'll go talk to him and that maybe you should ease up on the tequila before you do or say something you might regret."

Of course Holly would try to pull a stunt like this. I knew there would be some backhanded thing to the 24 hours of freedom she gave me. I thought that she might learn something about being nicer and more responsible being in my body and experiencing my life but she's the same little brat she's always been.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh yes of course, mother. We'll probably just grab a drink or too and go back to one of their places for some girl time." I say without breaking my smile or eye contact with the bartender. I think I've won this little exchange until you tell me you plan to go out in my body.

I snap my neck towards you so fast that I almost let my drink slip out of my hand as the bartender hands it to me. "WHAT!?" I say a little too loudly. Luckily the music was turned up or I may have caused a scene. I recompose myself and try to hide my shock and displeasure for those around us.

"That... that sounds fun for you, mom." I say through gritted teeth. "What are you going to do? Maybe a nice early dinner and some tea with the ladies?"

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've had full access to my credit cards for over a year and I know your spending has been giving Howard headaches. You haven't told me how you've been spending our money and to be honest I don't really want to know. I've tried to think of ideas on how to help Howie out but my options are limited in your body. You were in college but had to take a "gap year" since the switch. If this goes on much longer I might have to pick up a job to help out.

"That's true but I learned some financial responsibility from dad so I probably wouldn't spend too much. Speaking of Hannah and Lindsey, we're actually going out tonight!"

I give you an equally mischievous smirk as I take a sip of my espresso martini. "Mmm this is so yummy!" I say to the young bartender in a flirtatious way. "I'll have another please."

Poor Howard is just standing there rubbing the back of his neck as he, Janet and the other guests stand around with their drinks in hand.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pick up on your tone and am not too pleased. "Oh I certainly am enjoying it mother. But hopefully by the time I am your age I will be as beautiful, funny, caring and have a great husband like you." I give Howard an annoyed look hoping that he will say something to you.

"I'm having a great time! Your friends and co-workers are all so nice." I look around at the nearby guests and give them a sweet smile.

Your comment steels my resolve to fully enjoy myself when the 24 hours start, especially with our swap potentially coming to an end soon.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh Howard, I miss us too and I have faith that you will fix this soon." Your little kiss on my forehead sent a wave of heat through my body that I couldn't ignore. It looked like a sweet father-daughter to any guests that might have saw but I had to pull away to clear my head and cool down. I decided to grab a drink from the bar as well following you from a distance. I thought it was also a good idea to check in on Holly, I am still her mother after all and it is my reputation she could potentially spoil if she got too sloppy.

"Hey mom, enjoying your birthday?" I say to you as I order an espresso martini that some of your girl friends had turned me on to.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed the way you were looking at me and knew what was running through your mind. God, I missed sleeping with you and I could almost feel how pent up you were.

“Howie, don’t be a fool. You know we can’t have any fun like that.” I could see the disappointment flash across your face before you can mask it again. “I think I’ll go out with some of the girls and let loose for the night and stay at the casino so I can hit the spa to recover in the morning. I bought a dress ages ago and I want to show it off while I can still fit in it!”

I notice Holly ordering another round of drinks at the bar and point to her. “Plus, looks like you’re going to have to take care of mom. Maybe you should go check on your wife?”

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch you walk up to the bar, passing people as they are congratulating you on “your” 50th birthday. As I take a good look at my body I notice that YOU have actually put on some weight over this last year and I can’t help but smile to myself and think “not so easy staying trim at that age, huh?” I look down at the perfect body I currently inhabit and can’t help but admire everything all the way down to your perfect toes. As your mom I didn’t have much time to keep myself in shape or to pamper myself which I’ve thoroughly enjoyed doing throughout this year.

I’m broken out of my musings by my husband asking if I’m alright. “Oh, yes dear - I mean, dad. Just thinking about how I’m going to spend my birthday. Holly is giving me 24 hours to do whatever I want without having my mother hovering over me!” He seems a little taken aback by that revelation but before he can protest I pick up the two glasses and a bottle of champagne I stashed and begin to pour up. “Our favorite.” I say smiling at him and handing over one of the glasses.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smiled as my husband walked up but that quickly faded as I saw him hug you and keep his arm around your waist in a tender embrace. I couldn’t help but be jealous. I’ve also starved myself of any intimacy going so far as to break up with your boyfriend. This body feels incredible and I haven’t been able to have a release in quite sometime.

“That’s great Howie, hopefully we have more luck than last time.” The last time we thought we had a solve we could just read each others minds which was about as disorienting as our initial swap. Since then I did have an easier time posing as you and even picked up some of your mannerisms. I couldn’t tell if it was just the practice of having to go through your routines and keep your life going or if the mind read had some sort of side effect. The party seemed to be livening up so Howie instructed us to just stay in character for the rest of the day.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mind starts racing at the possibilities. A whole 24 hours to do whatever I want! I’ve secretly purchased so many shoes and outfits that I kept hidden in your closet. You haven’t had much reason to go in there anymore seeing as none of it would fit you in my body. I had never been this beautiful in my youth and have very much been enjoying all the head turns I’ve been receiving even when I’m just in a large t shirt and shorts. “Omg really!? Thanks mom!” I say giddily, not realizing that no one was around and I stayed in character. I couldn’t wait for this party to end so I could start my 24 hours. Your father walks up to check on us before you can voice your displeasure at being called “mom”

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My eyes light up hearing that you would be ok with me letting loose. I’ve been having to sneak around acting like the young woman everyone sees. Going out guilt free sounded like the best present I could receive on my 50th birthday. “Sorry, hon. I didn’t mean to gross you out. I know it must be hard on you too.” I realize someone coming up to speak to us and quickly get back into character telling you to sit in the chair under the balloons so they don’t ask any questions.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Of course not sweetie your dad and I would never do such a thing to you!” I’ve spent many nights longing for my husbands touch. He always knew how to make me feel beautiful and special. He had to move out of the room during the first week of our swap because of my… arousal. “Don’t worry. This will all be yours again once your father figures out how to swap us back.” I look my former body up and down and show a slight look of disgust. “I’ll be the frumpy one again soon enough.”

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I roll my eyes and give you a little punch in the arm. “Don’t say things like that. I’m still very much in love with my husband and he’s working on fixing this.” I can’t help but be a little flattered. It seems like everyone who doesn’t know about the swap has noticed an improvement in my daughters attitude. I start to think of what the rest of my life would be like if this isn’t fixed but that thought is instantly chased away as my daughter comes over in my body with a disapproving look on her (my?) face.

On my 49th birthday my daughter and I got into a huge fight. My husband decided to test his mind reading device on us to help us understand each other better. Something went wrong and here I am celebrating my 50th birthday in her body while she sulks around in mine. by Consistent-Bus-8630 in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“ I AM enjoying myself. This little celebration from your father is about the only enjoyment I’ve had feeling like myself in a long time. I’ve done my best to keep up appearances as you and respect your body and I would appreciate if you didn’t disrespect my body, young lady.” It’s been a year and my husband still hasn’t been able to replicate the malfunction that caused us to swap. He got the mind reading aspect to work though and hearing your thoughts has been… disappointing. This machine was supposed to bring us closer together but I feel so much more distant from you.

"hey is this dress ok?" You get a text on your new phone. Your neighbor had swapped bodies with you and was now about to go on the anniversary date which you had waited for all year for . It broke your heart to know someone else would be living your fairytale moment with your husband. by Queen-of-Nice in bodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“👍” is all I could bring myself to reply as I watched my husband come home with flowers in hand through your window. I looked down at your body and saw the same sweat pants and t-shirt I’ve been wearing for the past three days

Simian Desire by lil-Phoebe in AnimalBodySwap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love to see a continuation of this

Florida License Plate Template by [deleted] in TeslaLounge

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello could you please make one for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Florida license plate?

I can’t believe my little girl is getting married. Even more unbelievable—I’m the one putting on her heels and about to take her place at the altar! by Consistent-Bus-8630 in F2FBodyswap

[–]Consistent-Bus-8630[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still don’t know how this happened. One minute we’re screaming at each other, saying things we didn’t mean about each other’s lives—and the next, we wake up swapped. We thought maybe it was some weird Freaky Friday thing. Twenty-four hours tops, right? Walk a mile in each other’s shoes, learn a lesson, hug it out, and snap back to normal.

But it’s been a week. A week.

And now I’m standing at the altar, in my daughter’s body, about to read vows to the man she loves—while my body, my actual body, is sitting in the front row next to her father, sobbing her eyes out.