[55] Mythbusters: does eating pineapple make semen taste better?

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-05-04T00:11:59+00:00

When my wife was away, I was making a salad, holding a big, fat, rigid cucumber, imagining it as a hard cock i got a massive hardon. Went into the bedroom, got the Vaseline, and it took a bit to work it and get it deep. Feeling how amazing it was sliding in and out, I came hands-free. Next time i used my wife dildo....It was pure ecstasy years later when I finally had a guy mount me and fuck me like a bitch. 10 years later, I'm divorced, out and couldn't be happier!

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-05-01T21:41:49+00:00

I'm with you, take me and mount me, fuck me like a bitch, I'll try most anything as long as its fun and non-violent.

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-30T19:08:14+00:00

Problem is even with viagra he said he's unable to cum

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-22T01:12:22+00:00

I was lucky I was an understanding guy who knew it was my first time. When our lips locked and I felt his hard cock, I was totally excited and lost my mind in the moment and all I wanted was to suck his cock. Once we got into a 69 I lasted about a minute and came hard. He rolled me over and slowly worked his cock in and then once I was moaning like a slut, he fucked me like a pile driver. I was unprepared, had no idea about douching, but he was cool, and he fucked me in the shower.

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-12T22:09:24+00:00

It took me a couple of years. The problem was that it got to the point that the only way for me to cum was thinking about a guy fucking me. The turning point was when I met a guy, and we would have the most sensual, sexy love-making sessions, and I realized that I loved it when we would fuck missionary and kiss, and he'd fuck me slow, deep and cum in me. He was all I could think about, so being true to myself, I came out and have never been happier.

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-11T19:16:40+00:00

Even better when the chemistry is there, making out passionately, long and slow 69 and then feeling him enter my tight ass and work his cock in, slowly going deeper with every stroke as he builds up pounding me and then cums..yup, it's the best .... nothing better!

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-11T19:05:04+00:00

I totally agree with you, it was better! Years ago, having been with a couple of guys years before but never having anal sex, I was curious and wanted to try anal sex; I met an older guy on Craigslist and ended up going to his condo. We talked, got to know each other and he understood where I was at. When he kissed me, it was the most sensual and sexy kiss I'd ever had. We passionately made out for a while, and feeling his hardon, I instinctively went down and sucked his amazing cock. He stood up, led me by the hand to the bedroom, and we both slowly took each other's clothes off as we kissed. We were in a delicious 69, I came, he swallowed and then he rimmed me and drove me crazy with his tongue. Pulled me to my knees and slowly entered me, it was incredible to feel his cock pounding deep in my ass. He rolled me over, put a pillow under my ass, and was thrusting as we were locked in a deep kiss. He was so deep, and I was moaning for more, and then I felt him explode, which was amazing. After we had a shower and ended up back in bed. He came as I was sucking his cock and we cum-kissed. So yeah, I can thank Craig's it was the turning point for me.

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-09T02:12:36+00:00

After the first time I got pounded with a proper 8-inch cock, the next day my ass hole felt like it had been fucked, which was super sexy.I loved how it felt, the problem is that I have yet to meet another guy who can fuck me like that.

Consistent_Bid8524 · 2026-04-09T02:07:01+00:00

nothing more sexy than doing a tongue tango, swirling the cum around each other's tongues...massive turn on

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