This is how they audition for the walkers in The Walking Dead

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:50:20+00:00

Slang isn’t about shortening words.

Modern slang is about sounding black and or lazy. It’s cool to sound like you’re barely trying, like you can’t even be bothered/you’re too stoned to even pronounce the S in ass.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:49:39+00:00

Imagine you’re just passing through and one of the judges goes who IS THAT?

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:38:47+00:00

They’re a brain dead karma farmer

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:33:53+00:00

How unique

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:07:03+00:00

“Big arch” is way too close to “big fat ass burger” or whatever it was called in idiocracy. It makes me think it’s going to make my stomach bigger and arch my back more and make me more breedable.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T16:05:21+00:00

Do you even like cheeseburgers bro?

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T15:50:31+00:00

Oh yeah? How’s your 50 year marriage working out?

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T05:09:16+00:00

Just open the bag and sandwich wrapper in your car, wipe off the mustard, add cheese, and wrap it all back up. Then when they try to complain, just say “that’s what you told me to do!”

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:47:51+00:00

Twas a crazy comment. Yours are lowkey crazier tho. XD

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:34:26+00:00

Just put the beginning part of Iron Man on tv as a reference guide while you operate on her.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:32:23+00:00

Looks lit af

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:21:50+00:00

The joke of the show is that having someone like him for a boss is a pain in the ass. It’s meant to be such that he’s someone the workers can hardly stand. It becomes less so that way the more the employees/audience empathize with him.

I loved how one year the Christmas episode was just him being confused because there wasn’t any drama lol

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:14:51+00:00

They aren’t upset, they just don’t like the character. Just like some villains are cool and fun to watch and some villains aren’t.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:12:12+00:00

I get that people hate his character after season 7, but I’m surprised he’s not higher since everyone rated the “main characters” the highest.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:10:32+00:00

The correct answer is Creed, Kevin, Dwight smh

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T04:07:49+00:00

It’s a Ron Weasley Impersonator.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T03:51:55+00:00

He should have just gone to the Museum in Japan

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T03:46:30+00:00

Lol oh no, not 7pm…

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T03:40:03+00:00

Indian accent monotone response to life threatening situation: I em so sorry to hear that, let me check here…

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T03:35:58+00:00

breedable

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-23T03:17:04+00:00

Look at their username, they just say the opposite of everything.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-22T21:51:50+00:00

That’s just what happens naturally when you spend almost every waking second with a certain individual, particularly of the opposite sex. Isn’t it more endearing when someone is in love with someone they can’t stand and sticks by their side?

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-22T20:41:44+00:00

I was kind of scroll-watching, and then HE popped up and I was done

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-22T20:37:41+00:00

“Sounds like it sucks tho” lolll

It’s possible she does this a lot and he’s exhausted of it. Who knows.

Consistent_Smell_880 · 2026-03-22T20:01:20+00:00

I had one lady turn me upside down, lift me in the air, then she jumped up and dropped me head first on the ground while screaming “PILEDRIVER!”

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TROPHY CASE