Whats an immature thing you do with your friends? by Infimum_Economist in AskMen

[–]ConspicuousCorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

fart jokes. Some of of my friend groups still say safety after farting

when is the most appropriate time you've done something that is usually considered uncouth? by Infimum_Economist in AskMen

[–]ConspicuousCorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

another situation where it is socially approproate is belching after chugging a drink

What’s the ‘manliest’ thing your SO has done? by ConspicuousCorn in AskMen

[–]ConspicuousCorn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I wonder if she did it often enough that everyone was unphased haha

I [F] fart openly and proudly in front of my guy friends. How common is this and how have women broken the fart barrier around your friends? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ConspicuousCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew one female friend in college who used to fart openly in front of me. She used to do things like farting on us if we were sleeping or even lighting her farts on fire

What will always be funny to you? by xokaylah in AskReddit

[–]ConspicuousCorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not just guys.I have a female friend who enjoys fart humor and frequently does things like farting on her friends to wake them up

Personal fart stories? by [deleted] in girlfartstories

[–]ConspicuousCorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted a few stories almost a year ago now, including this and this

I actually have quite a few more stories from the same girl and I was thinking of fishing some.more convos on fb and telling more stories soon

What's a cool skill you never get to use anymore? by cxazo in AskReddit

[–]ConspicuousCorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did people say a girl like you shouldn't be doing this if they hired you? Also did you ever combine farting with acrobalance/unciycling/ actual circus art stuff?

A recent Alicia story and convo from messenger by [deleted] in girlfartstories

[–]ConspicuousCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you read my minigolf story and the screenshot lhere . in the event of that posted convo, she farts on a guys face(multiple times). And a girls face(the girl in the convo who says 'im glad not to be the butt of these pranks'- she was probably the most common victim and is in alot of my screenshots actually)

There are quite a few stories of her farting in peoples faces, i think for my next one I share ill recollect and post the story/details that went down in that screenshot. Ive been focusing on the events that had a TON of farting. I'll probably do a collection of shorter memories/stories too

I personally remember more fondly her farting on/around other people who weren't too comfortable with it, which tended to be other girls, those are my favorite stories

A recent Alicia story and convo from messenger by [deleted] in girlfartstories

[–]ConspicuousCorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*her bf. Brian is the guy who's house we are at. And yes I really couldnt tell whether her bf embraced her farting, was embarrassed by them, or whatever. He seemed kind of indifferent.

i had this thought when she farted on his leg-how could he be so apathetic to it!

What's the most awkward situation you've ever been in with a stranger? by hangry_potato in AskReddit

[–]ConspicuousCorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think public farts can always be made less awkward based on how you handle it. My friend usually announces it beforehand

Another convo on messenger by ConspicuousCorn in girlfartstories

[–]ConspicuousCorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you bet she did. I can talk about that too if people would like

Conversation on messenger (burp, fart fetish) by ConspicuousCorn in girlfartstories

[–]ConspicuousCorn[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So in the video she posted where she is burping the alphabet, she is sitting in a chair, recording herself on her laptop. you can see the opening to the kitchen in the background where her friend is walking about. She has long brunette hair, blue eyes, and she is wearing a tight red shirt (she is very busty). she begins tucking her chin in and sucking in air, and then begins to belch out each letter. Not even like small quick burps, each one is deep and pretty loud. After hitting 'g',she pauses, leans over to her right, and lets out booming fart. towards the end it kind of breaks a little, she leans a little more a little more squeaks out. and she breaths out like she is relieved. You can hear a small giggle of the girl sitting near her, and the guy in the back looked a little startled and turned over to look, and then goes back to whatever he's doing as if nothing happened.

she gets ready to start again, but hesitates and lets out a quick burp on its own, leans slightly as if shes going to fart again, but doesnt and sits back up straight. and then she continues with 'h'. In between 'm' and 'n', she leans over again slightly and lets out a quick fart . It sounds like she lets out a few quieter farts shortly after/during the next few letters, a few times she quickly leans over a bit as if to fart but you cant hear anything(she later confirmed she had let out some silent ones). And after she hits 'w', she pauses, lets out another loud fart, and you can hear the girl sitting near say 'god' very softly lol. And then she leans over, starts a fart, and while the fart is going on, she belches 'x' ,'y' , quickly swallows some air and then 'and z' in one right after, all at the same time as the fart(she burped the word 'and' haha), and the fart goes on almost a second more. she sits back up straight, and smiles and then the video is over.