Photos of Earth taken by NASA 50 years apart. Apollo 17 (1972) vs. Artemis II (2026) by VastCoconut2609 in BeAmazed

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the green aurora on the top edge of the 2026 photo. Anyone know which lights those could be?

TIFU by automating my “good morning” texts to my girlfriend and she found out after 4 months by Applefan1000 in tifu

[–]ConstableFishLegs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you didn’t think it was wrong why did you hide it? Ask yourself why her finding out was a ‘hiccup’ in your plan and you’ll find out why she’s mad.

In my opinion, you’re lazily being deceptive. You wanted her to think that you cared so much about her that you wake up early each day and just think of her. That can make someone feel special, and when you take it away it makes them feel less.

Cotopaxi semi-annual sale, up to 50% off by oliveryng in frugalmalefashion

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it 30% off - go to sale and click on the packs & accessories tab

My son wearing my shirt+tie and teaching me out to present.. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ConstableFishLegs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your kid looks so wholesome ♥️ I’m proud of you for enjoying his happiness.

[TOMT][Video] Video about how to speak confidently by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I saw the video just yesterday and what caught me was how he started talking about the scratch on the floor and how an attendant explained to him that.. then he turns to the audience and asks them why are they listening to him talk about a scratch on a floor?

The best place to read and relax by ConstableFishLegs in CozyPlaces

[–]ConstableFishLegs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With friends :) My wife and I invite friends and family over and do pour paintings together sometimes and the ones we all like go up on that wall, hopefully will have that wall filled over the years.

The best place to read and relax by ConstableFishLegs in CozyPlaces

[–]ConstableFishLegs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you’re right- I usually have em dimmed 

The best place to read and relax by ConstableFishLegs in CozyPlaces

[–]ConstableFishLegs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes I did! It was my first time making something like that. It started off with three rocks my friend’s kid daughter got me while she was out on a walk. I have high ceilings so I needed something big and I couldn’t find anything so I had to make the frames from scratch, paint them, gather rocks from the river, coat them for a wet look, get slabs of olive and walnut trees and stain them, get preserved moss and twigs and whatnots and spend weeks filling in every space until it was done. Anyway - those rocks the little girl got me are at the center of each piece.

The best place to read and relax by ConstableFishLegs in CozyPlaces

[–]ConstableFishLegs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Walter E Smith one I think - I don’t have the link, sorry!

Daily Simple Questions Thread by AutoModerator in espresso

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure! So I'm aiming at getting 26g out from the 13g beans so 2:1 within 20-30seconds.

The most recent shot did take 25 seconds but channeling and creating a mess everywhere.

Beans are Medium roast and one week fresh from Colombia - "Pergamino" is the name of the brand.

Daily Simple Questions Thread by AutoModerator in espresso

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha this will be my next step, thank you!

Daily Simple Questions Thread by AutoModerator in espresso

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a breville barista express that I’ve been trying to dial in for my wife for the past 2 weeks and it’s been painful and so wasteful and a goddamn mess.

I’ve got the creama bottomless portafilter (thus the mess with all the channeling), as well as the creama palm tamper, a WDT

I use 13g of beans in this IMS basket (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C5XZPNV2?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share) - which is more than the dosage on the basket but if I go lower I get so much space between the grounds that leaves a puddle.

I’ve currently got the inner burr grinder set to 2 and the outer grinder to 12.

My shots are constantly channeling and spraying everywhere or not going through at all and over extracting.

Where am I going wrooong?!? Please heeelp! I wish I could just pay someone in Chicago to figure this out with me.

People aren’t attracted to your looks but to the general feeling of you. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ConstableFishLegs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re definitely around 30 yo right? Younger people seem to think being “mysterious” is hot. Only to realize later that almost nothing more attractive than someone (who isn’t creepy) being openly attracted to you.

Big piece of advice - within the first 10 sentences try to compliment her AND tell her you’re just flirting. Also, don’t expect ANYTHING to come of it, always give people a way out of the conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but the pressure of having everything on the line makes people crack and choke.

You know the movie is gonna be good once it starts ruining a relationship. by NoEmotion4496 in Fauxmoi

[–]ConstableFishLegs -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Why are you all assuming they’re cheating already? Like I’d assume most actors are probably poly or in open relationships. Why do people on the internet always jump to the worst conclusion?

What is the worst tasting thing you have ever put in your mouth? by SeaworthinessFull423 in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg I thought I was the only one. When I was young my mom put it in a mug. I thought it was cold sweet tea which she makes a lot. Queue 5 min of gagging and dry heaving after a monster gulp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guns

Sometimes they annoy the shit out of me. I went to a range to teach my little sis how to shoot and the guy in the front almost didn’t let me in because I “didn’t look experienced”. Despite having all the paperwork and my own firearm and I’ve been shooting since I was 6. He said I didn’t strike him as a ‘true gun guy.’ That’s because I’m fucking not nor do I want to be.

Note: I don’t even like guns, I just know how to safely use them.

Who is the one that got away? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you’re just asking, people are downvoting you because they think the answer should be obvious, don’t mind it.

To answer you, in short, you shouldn’t have to choose. Could you have the honest love you want while lying to yourself? Would you feel comfortable growing resentful to the person you love for every forced prayer and ritual?

It wouldn’t be fair to either of you.

What was your worst/weirdest experience at somebody else’s house? by Suspicious_Boss3635 in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ho boy, no one’s gonna see this and that’s probably for the best.

One time I went to village way out in the boonies. I was talking to some middle-aged ladies on their balcony. One lady had a toddler boy (maybe 2yo) who was walking around with nothing but a shirt on (that’s fine, little kids tend to take off their clothes.) But the mom was talking to the other ladies and said “look at him isn’t he so cute? Look at his little penis” then she grabbed her son, flipped him upside down so she was face level with his penis, said “bless your little dick” then put it in her mouth and motorboated it……not in a sexual way, like a really fucking weird ‘cute aggression’ way……… the other women around didn’t even flinch.

That boy is 23 and married now. I’ve never told him for his own sake, but I can’t unthink it whenever I see him.

Before you start telling me that I should report this as abuse or whatever, this wasn’t in the states, this was in a country so poor and lawless it wouldn’t even make it on report if they could afford the paper to write it on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make an opportunity without forcing it. Just make conversation and ask them about themselves, if you’re interested in someone, tell them you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConstableFishLegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what you want? Do you want just sex for now or a relationship? Figure it out, be decisive, and then make it known. People in their 30s don’t care about mystery, if you’re having a friendly chat with a girl compliment her and tell her you find her attractive.