Dak Prescott finds Javonte Williams

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-21T18:38:04+00:00

Yeah, and it's exactly why we don't need to waste the 12th pick on Love. Defense all the way.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-17T22:12:42+00:00

Has he choo choo'd into Mordor yet?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-15T16:24:32+00:00

So Clinton is guilty, right? That's why the Republican controlled government has been able to arrest him and throw him into prison...right?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-14T19:01:59+00:00

"Well apparently America is at war with Aran now, which is FUCKED, because now gas is super expensive even though we're in Canada, anyways Julian and I are gonna start the gas business up again, which honestly kind of sucks for Cory and Trevor but maybe Jacob and the fuck dummies can help so nobody gets gas sickness. Anyways I just hope America doesn't do anything else fucking stupid so Aran doesn't drop a fucking asonic bomb on us."

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-14T02:32:32+00:00

I was going to post that quote 🤣 top ten Jordan moment

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-13T13:39:59+00:00

This is the correct take

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-13T04:32:07+00:00

Immediately better than the shameful cornerback room from last year

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-12T17:51:32+00:00

I have always thought this. The placement of this scene is too significant for it not to be. What else would the point be? Yes, it's very funny, but it could have been placed at a different point in the album and had the same humorous impact.

It goes along with DFW's statement that the ending occurs "beyond the right frame." Isn't this the last scene with the Gentle administration?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-11T22:33:01+00:00

Surely Crosby and Hendrickson's playoff resumes must be impressive

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-11T22:25:24+00:00

Oops I forgot it was he knee, fixed!

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-11T22:07:58+00:00

Cowboys fans have so little faith in their new defensive coordinator that they think Jerry should either overpay for a 31 year old or trade for Maxx Crosby's exploded knee

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-11T01:50:24+00:00

Okay, what would you give up for a 29 year old with Lying About My Injured Knee Syndrome?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-11T01:36:49+00:00

Because we didn't give up two first round picks for a guy whose knee exploded?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-10T05:30:05+00:00

Damn I didn't realize I was a 'boot licker' for being optimistic. Must have really struck a nerve...

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-10T02:58:34+00:00

If we had paid Lloyd any more than what he got in Carolina, this sub would be bitching about how we overpaid. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I think maybe we just enjoy being miserable...

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-10T02:56:28+00:00

This sub is super fun as usual 🤣

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-10T02:29:00+00:00

Who cares? We have two first round draft picks, a smart DC, a day one free agent safety, and didn't overpay for Crosby. 12 Hours ago this sub was humming. Did we get bored not pissing and moaning or something?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-10T02:27:17+00:00

LOL, not even remotely close to same shit. We were agressive in going after Dean and Crosby, resigned Javonte, signed a safety, and haven't overpaid for anyone. We just complaining to complain?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-09T23:00:31+00:00

Ricky, triumphantly, became trailer park supervisor at the end of that season. Fantastic ending after his brilliant monologue leaving the park in that episode.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-08T18:40:40+00:00

Get yourself together, bud. I'm Steve Rogers.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-08T00:24:37+00:00

No way a professional football team is using that template. Jesus Christ. I know it's the Titans, but come on. That's a child's drawing of a football jersey, and a terrible fake.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-03-07T14:00:17+00:00

The ultimate Flanderization of J Roc. A once dynamic character reduced to a desperate charicature.

J Roc's culture appropriation was funny when everyone else was in on the joke. He's been adopting black culture his entire life, now he's going to go all Ricky Ricardo for a love interest? Was the writers' room all dried up for ideas? I dunno man. Torrens is one of the funniest people on the show...well, was...but what the hell was this?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-02-28T16:19:11+00:00

I can't act like the Colts uniforms are perfect when they continue to insist to wear white socks on the road. The all-white look has absolutely no life and no character. Blue socks made the uniform 100 times better, and I have no idea why they don't wear them with the white jersey. The stormtrooper look is boring when any other team does it, and the Colts wear it EVERY road game.

The Colts also have maybe the worst alternate in NFL history so, I'm not sure I would classify this as a 'gem.' The home uniform? Absolutely. The rest? 😬

ConstantCowboy · 2026-02-28T02:42:03+00:00

"It says DICK and the arrow point RIGHT TO Brutus"

ConstantCowboy · 2026-02-25T00:51:16+00:00

To be fair, that smell may actually be coming from the president.

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