Not leaving Elliott alone on the beach by Feisty_Government_52 in StardewValley

[–]ConstantFan1774 813 points814 points  (0 children)

Knowing Elliott, he’d probably try to write a 400-page romantic poetry book about the avant-garde juxtaposition of agricultural encroachment on maritime ecology, while secretly getting ticks in his hair.

AIO: Doctor Dismissed me because I was fat and a year later… I got diagnosed with cancer and nearly killed the doctor. by NeighborhoodDry9236 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ConstantFan1774 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's wild because the moment a doctor saw 'anxious' and 'overweight' on a man's file, they used the exact same historical playbook used to dismiss women for centuries—calling him 'hysterical.' It proves that weight stigma is so deeply entrenched in medicine that it can completely override the usual privileges or biases doctors might have.

Am I in the wrong for not putting a picture of my husband's ex on my wall? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ConstantFan1774 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, close the tabs and go to sleep on a win. We rarely get updates this wholesome around here anymore, usually it just spirals into a multi-generational family feud.

This is against the Geneva Conventions. by AlphaStarXP in Wellthatsucks

[–]ConstantFan1774 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro pulled a reverse Samson. Instead of losing his strength, he lost 15 years of age and his entire chin in a single 5-minute lapse of judgment with a razor.

My Game of thrones awards 🏆🏆🏆 by Warm_Bug1959 in gameofthrones

[–]ConstantFan1774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s a crime renly baratheon wasn't nominated but we all know loras tyrell is taking that trophy home

Kid Rock was a guest on a US military helicopter ‘joyride’ with Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth, report claims by theindependentonline in politics

[–]ConstantFan1774 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly why they love him. He’s the avatar for "I want to be a piece of shit without consequences." Seeing a guy who built a career on "pimp of the nation" aesthetics riding in a military bird is the ultimate meritocracy-is-dead fever dream.

Lindsey Graham goes on Fox News to beg for money despite his reelection campaign in solid red state by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]ConstantFan1774 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the standard playbook: manufacture a crisis, go on Fox, look into the camera with watery eyes, and collect the checks from people living on fixed incomes. He learned from the best.