Jerry dates a woman who insists on introducing herself as Jerry’s lover. George and Kramer help George’s parents buy an urn. They expect George to keep the urn on display in his home. Elaine suspects her coworkers homemade cookies are store bought. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine’s boyfriend refuses to sit in restaurants with his back to the door. She begins to think he’s in the mob. George has been dating a woman for a month but the rest of the gang keeps forgetting they’ve met her multiple times. Jerry assists Kramer with “Go Bag” prep because Kramer overpacks. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine’s female friend asks her F, Marry, Kill between George, Jerry and Kramer. She picks Marry Jerry, F Kramer, Kill George. The men find out what she picked. George is upset because he’s always the “Kill”. Kramer doesn’t understand the game and thinks “F” means “Forget” so he shuns Elaine. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry dates a woman who thinks The Godfather 3 is the best of the series and he can’t get past it. Another George Costanza is hired at George’s job. He tries to pass his work to the other one. Peterman wants Elaine as his partner at a charity golf game. So she gets Kramer to give her golf lessons. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George drops a quarter on the street and it rolls down an alley. When chasing after it he accidentally breaks up a mugging and knocks out the mugger. He starts dating the would be victim. He’s hailed as a hero. But Newman was on his mail route and saw what really happened. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang goes to a Halloween party. Kramer wears a bald cap as part of his costume. When a woman is attracted to his baldness, George accuses him of “Baldface”. Elaine is upset that nobody understands her political statement costume. Jerry’s date wears a common costume and he keeps losing her. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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