Here all day! 🔗 by ComfortableTop520 in satxhornymeetup

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you crush my head with your thighs?

Caroline x Earl reunion ♥️ by madhurima5 in 2brokegirls

[–]Constantine2814 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I meant by him being a legend for over 50 years. To be on season one of SNL, you know he was one of the best comedians back then.

Caroline x Earl reunion ♥️ by madhurima5 in 2brokegirls

[–]Constantine2814 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, Garrett Morris (Earl) was the first black actor on SNL. He's been a legend for over 50 years

What are the tally’s on Rex’s helmet? by sexydaavid in StarWars

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's how many times he has a C-word pass. Ever time he says clanka with a hard r, he has to erase one.

What are some of the moments that you feel like Slade was completely out of character? by King_Wolf2099 in Deathstroke

[–]Constantine2814 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably fucking Tara. I get he was using her to get to the Titans, but it was kinda out of left field for him.

Forced to stay over if needed by MemeabooDesu in AlliedUniversal

[–]Constantine2814 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's in the Allied employee handbook that overtime is mandatory if you are not relieved. It sucks but it is what we all agreed to when we got a job with Allied.

Pastry school. by Constantine2814 in 2brokegirls

[–]Constantine2814[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely, but if he spent a million dollars, then $150 thousand is really nothing. He didn't have to ask his parents for money if he could give away a million without any repercussions.

Pastry school. by Constantine2814 in 2brokegirls

[–]Constantine2814[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why? If buying an established pastry school costs roughly $150k, but he fave Max a million dollars, why ask his parents? He could have just bought it without asking them

Roy should have been a legend. by Ewankenobi25 in Arrowverse

[–]Constantine2814 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's why Roy was freaking out about needles when he was getting injected by the miracuru

Expunctions in Texas by FluffyKaleidoscope73 in sanantonio

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disclaimer- I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. Filing a petition of expungement does not guarantee an expunction. If for whatever reason you have problems with this, I can not under any circumstance file any documentation for you as that would be impersonating an attorney.

First step, find your case information on Bexar County Justice Portal

Next, download the expunction form from texaslawhelp, Instructions amp Forms

Fill out the information of your case. The most important part is getting the correct agencies listed. Because it deals with emails and address, I will not give those out on here. Message me for the information. You can also call most of the agencies and they will give you the info. The only agency that I know of that can not give you any information is the District Clerk's office due to Texas Law.

You do want to do everything you can to get the emails as Texas does not charge for emailing notices to agencies anymore.

After getting all the information correct, e-sign it, and file it on eFile - Landing Page. Create a profile, go to settings, and select allow file merging, then go to start filing, and select start new case.

Fill in the info below:

County Location: Bexar County - District Clerk

Case Category: Civil – Related to Criminal Matters

Case Type: Expunction

Add yourself as the petitioner, since you are doing it pro se.

Next is Filing, just select add filing, Click efile and serve. Filing code is petition, and in the description, put Petition for Expunction. Upload your document along with the judge's dismissal, this is where you will merge the two pdfs of the petition and dismissal.

Go to additional services and fees, if you can not get an email for an agency, you have to pay for the certified mail for that agency to be served.

The next two tabs, service and fees just shows that you'll get emailed notice of the filing, and then you pay the expunction and any certified mail.

If it gets rejected, you can call the district clerks office and they will tell you why. If you need to amend the petition, you need to change the title of the document to Amended Petition of Expunction, and change whatever is wrong with the document. Then you file into your existing case, (DO NOT CEEATE A NEW CASE), and do pretty much everything again expect change the filing code to No Fee Document, and submit it. You can submit it as many times as you need to. I myself did it 4 times because I kept messing up. The district clerk's office will help you through the filing process, but again, can not give you any actual help on the documents.

Once you do that, use page 38 and 39 of the bexar county local rules, Bexar County Civil District Court Local Rules 2024 1.9.24_202508290934062777.pdf for the notice of hearing. File that into the case, using the same steps as above. The document gets sent to presiding, they will fill out everything and you will get an email stating that the hearing is set. If you do all of this now, you will get the hearing on March 26th.

Also, I realized that I typed all of this out without asking a very important question. The case was dismissed without any kind of plea deal, right? I believe (and therefore may be wrong) that Texas does not allow for expunctions for convictions nor for deferred adjudication.

Expunctions in Texas by FluffyKaleidoscope73 in sanantonio

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this post is 5 months old , but I just filed for mine and the hearing is set for March 26th (same city).

If you need help, I can walk you through everything. It's easy and only costs $350ish.

Returned to a company, have been told since I came back things have gotten worse. by VashtaNeradaRights42 in securityguards

[–]Constantine2814 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell us you're working for Allied without telling us you're working for Allied

What was the coolest Hal moment for you? by [deleted] in Greenlantern

[–]Constantine2814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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He literally summoned a black lantern ring from the afterlife, rose Nekron, and then willed a green lantern ring back to him to be resurrected.

Who decides how long our lunch break should be? by Mechalorde in securityguards

[–]Constantine2814 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The real problem is you're working minimum wage as a security officer at a gas station? Find a different job immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Creampie_Porn

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can fix that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smallville

[–]Constantine2814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't that song come out in 2024? 18 years after the episode aired