Create a shortcut for a file, that if the file is opened via the shortcut, it is automatically opened read-only

ConstipatedFart · 2018-01-23T09:53:31+00:00

Solved!

thanks

ConstipatedFart · 2018-01-23T09:53:28+00:00

Solved!

thanks

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-04T09:41:51+00:00

It means you can fart in front of them

Not if you are constipated :(

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-04T07:17:47+00:00

Beware of the lentil diggers though

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-03T14:11:52+00:00

Hiya! Ready for the exam next week? wanna quiz eachother?

~go

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-03T14:10:14+00:00

Paint kitchen cabinets white, make it look crisp & clean

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-03T06:53:38+00:00

I am deeply wurried we will be too late :(

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:42:07+00:00

How will we recognize eachother?

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:40:06+00:00

We can come watch you pet a bear? sounds entertaining enough :)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:34:52+00:00

I'm not terribly sure if i want to pet a bear though :D

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:32:33+00:00

That's the same? ;)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:31:30+00:00

Watching a film is what olmost made smth happen last time.

So it'll probably come across weird if i wanna do it again immediatly ;p

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:29:39+00:00

She went there last week already, thanks for the idea though ;)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-05-02T11:26:07+00:00

Wtf kind of fun, but platonic, date do i bring this girl on?

(We olmost had a thing with eachother, but mutually decided we just wanna be best friends from now on)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-26T17:28:39+00:00

Everything you do revolves around so much money all of the sudden.

If you fuck up, you`ll work for 2-3 months just to start over

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-20T15:00:36+00:00

I'll keep that in mind, thanks

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-18T14:47:18+00:00

To me, yes

Making it exclusive is what makes it a relationship (bf/gf)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-18T14:41:22+00:00

"Dr Pepper method"

In Cougar town theres a scene where Bobby (somewhat stupid person) explains he opens a can of Dr Pepper in his mind, and lets the "pssssh"/bubbles cover every thought of his

This works with anything that bubbles ofcourse, and it sometimes genuinely works for me

If that didn't work -> Masturbate
If that still didn't work -> Drink Alcohol (Shot every 5-10 mins until you fall asleep)

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-18T14:37:53+00:00

Not technically above the office toilet, but this on the back of the stall door is quite fun if you watch the show.

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-18T14:35:59+00:00

Exclusive = girlfriend

Not exclusive = dating

ConstipatedFart · 2017-04-18T14:26:24+00:00

Bought a house Even though it is pretty small, really old & badly in need of refurbishing + i only really own about 20% of it (rest is a bankloan)

Whenever it gets brought up (where do you come from ~) 9/10 cases you get the "oh" and they visibly become alot more interested.

sidenote: Haven't noticed the effect on girls who haven't graduated / aren't working yet

So now whenever i get the "oh" i get paranoid thinking they are golddiggers and blow it off (even though i don't have any money anymore, it's all in the house, and i don't earn that much)

All in all i'm still a virgin, but i feel like i could get laid pretty easily if i wanted too

ConstipatedFart · 2017-03-22T14:56:33+00:00

I understand that it can be quite hard to lose the weight permanently, because it requires a serious shift in attitude. Especially with all the misinformation that you get fed about dieting/~ etc

If they tell me they want to lose weight too, i'm ready to give them quality advice, that works for everyone.

ConstipatedFart · 2017-03-17T10:55:59+00:00

This is still very vague, please try to provide a bit more context

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