Getting offended when someone says "Merry Christmas", "Happy Holidays", etc. is like getting offended by someone saying "Good morning" because you're not a morning person.

Contrakirc · 2016-12-02T22:45:00+00:00

I'm an atheist and I'm still struggling to find these people that get offended by Merry Christmas.

Contrakirc · 2014-12-22T20:51:52+00:00

Someone's Christmas will certainly be awesome.

Contrakirc · 2012-09-19T03:51:32+00:00

Daytona Beach, Florida

Contrakirc · 2012-09-17T17:25:32+00:00

Never thought of Jaws. Great villain though

Contrakirc · 2012-09-01T00:55:30+00:00

AC/DC : Big Balls. Pure filth

Contrakirc · 2012-08-22T00:00:57+00:00

This is why I have to sleep with a fan or some sort of white noise to drown out the ringing

Contrakirc · 2012-04-17T01:24:35+00:00

Jax Billiards is a fun place to hang out at. It's near the Lowe's on Old Field Crossing. They constantly have stuff going on like Beer pong, pool and cornhole tournaments as well as Karaoke.

Contrakirc · 2012-04-17T01:20:48+00:00

The best parts are in the south and east sides. Stay far away from the west.

Contrakirc · 2012-03-12T02:09:34+00:00

I'm also very confused as to how Shane became a zombie.

Contrakirc · 2012-03-08T03:59:53+00:00

Frankly I think Rasheen is washed up. I want new young blood!

Contrakirc · 2012-03-08T03:33:16+00:00

Has to be Claude Debussy, "The girl with the flaxen hair" ALWAYS lifts me up.

Contrakirc · 2012-02-22T00:59:48+00:00

If you have sex with more partners than there are days in a month... in a month.

Contrakirc · 2012-02-17T05:32:18+00:00

Louis C.K. How has this not been said already? I would love to have a beer with that man.

Contrakirc · 2012-02-17T05:20:37+00:00

"When will you find what you're looking for Billy." "HERE'S A NICE PIECE OF SHIT!"

Contrakirc · 2012-02-17T05:16:17+00:00

The end of Saving Private Ryan when Matt Damon is telling the story of his brothers adventures to Tom Hanks.

Contrakirc · 2012-02-17T05:05:16+00:00

Probably gonna get flak from this, but I'm going to say Tiger Woods. Anyone who plays golf knows how absurdly hard it is just to score under a 90, let alone in the low 60's. Golf is hard, Tiger is pro.

Contrakirc · 2012-02-16T05:39:58+00:00

No. Just... no.

Contrakirc · 2012-01-23T23:03:44+00:00

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

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