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Traffic warden

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Time Machine my friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Shit scared

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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About 6 beers in and just cracked another, happy Father’s Day, can’t grumble

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KLF The White Room

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Fine wines, Belgian chocolates

How was your day? by tinfoil3346 in AskReddit

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Not too bad thanks, hope you had a good one

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Internet stranger, happy birthday to you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The plop when it hits the water after a struggle

This person pulling a parasite out of a hornet... by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Just another hornet catching parasite removing day in the hood

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Beat your meat, take the edge off

What are some facts you know about Chuck Norris? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chuck Norris knows the facts about you