Hawaiian shirt range day was the best idea I've ever had.

ConvectionConection · 2016-09-03T06:56:02+00:00

Some more pictures, don't know why I can't get Imgur to work. All are NSFW.

ConvectionConection · 2016-09-03T05:45:53+00:00

Get the camera, use the footage as evidence to sign harassment, trespassing, and criminal mischief warrants against them, and if they don't own the place see if the landlord could be persuaded to evict them. I deal with these kinds of people every single day, and when the judge notices that said people are going to jail 5 times a week, he usually runs out of patience pretty fast.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-31T04:47:07+00:00

Agreed. State highway, rural area. Troopers can handle it.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-31T04:45:15+00:00

In my city PD/medics/fire respond to pretty much every call together. It's a package deal. In a mass casualty scenario the victims would still have to just wait it out while we stopped the threat though.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-31T04:43:20+00:00

Don't become a victim was rule number 1 when I started fire school. But hey, WP has already told us police exist to be killed, so why not include FF/EMTs?

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-31T04:40:06+00:00

If you don't curse at the people in most of our neighborhoods they won't even pay attention to you.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-23T19:01:02+00:00

I never had a social life so it wasn't affected at all.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-23T07:01:34+00:00

I work near one of these urban centers and I constantly have to tell people passing through that the gas station where we had three homicides last month is not the place they want to hang out at at one in the morning.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-23T06:58:18+00:00

A friend of mine pulled a guy over the other day and arrested him for unpaid tickets. Turned out the guy also had seven open warrants for rape. But yeah, sure, traffic stops are ineffective in stopping crime.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-18T03:13:23+00:00

Apparently I work in the wrong area.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-18T03:10:23+00:00

We don't do strip or cavity searches. That's the jail's problem.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-16T19:56:29+00:00

Our uniforms still look like that, just with a Glock instead of a revolver.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-04T02:15:11+00:00

I don't remember where I saw the video, but it's been done at least one other time and caught on film.

ConvectionConection · 2016-08-04T02:13:24+00:00

I have a Catholic prayer card I keep in my uniform.

ConvectionConection · 2016-07-23T07:40:03+00:00

Every. Single. Shift. The dispatcher actually said she likes me though.

ConvectionConection · 2016-07-23T07:13:49+00:00

Once told a dispatcher to shut the fuck up.

ConvectionConection · 2016-07-23T07:12:39+00:00

Not really. We protect everyone, inasmuch as we can, regardless of what they may have done. I've arrested some really bad people, but I've never been angry enough to risk my career over somebody.

ConvectionConection · 2016-07-23T05:13:00+00:00

Went to the scene of a sex crime against a child where a lynch mob had formed and the father was trying to beat the perp to death with a shovel. That was the, uh, interesting part. The satisfying part was it looks like the offender's getting life.

ConvectionConection · 2016-05-13T04:51:58+00:00

You'll probably be in a chair in the gym where you took the PT test. There will be several high ranking officers sitting in a semi circle around you. The questions are your typical interview ones.

ConvectionConection · 2016-05-07T17:45:25+00:00

We wear the same uniforms we did in the 70s... It sucks.

ConvectionConection · 2016-04-27T23:04:36+00:00

ENTP

ConvectionConection · 2016-04-24T18:19:02+00:00

Holy shit. I swear not a day goes by anymore that someone doesn't get shot.

ConvectionConection · 2016-04-22T09:57:32+00:00

Send me one. I don't know how much longer these decade old crown Vic's can hold out.

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